Lance: No we're not!
Something so extreme, you won't belive what will be happening!
Lance: Gothic PLEASE don't! I'm still recovering from the first time!
That's right folks! We are going to summon the great Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Lance: Oh god help me!
So, in the words of the wonderful Adam Sandler, "Here we go!"
G-R: *clears throat and begins to sing* Who lives in a pinapple under the sea? *looks at Lance*
Lance: Na-uh! Don't even look at me, I ain't gonna do it!
G-R: C'mon Lance.
Lance: NO!
G-r: Oh Pietro!
Lance: ALRIGHT!
G-R: Good! *singing* Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
Lance: ................
G-R: *pokes Lance*
Lance: *munbles* Sponge Bob Square Pants.
*Sponge Bob appears out of nowhere and begins running around*
S-B: I'm ready! I'm ready!
G-R: *clapping hands* YAY SONGE BOB!
Lance: Dear lord save me from this open insanity! *turns around* Uh-oh! *runs away* I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!
G-R/S-B: *chasing Lance around the site* I'M READY! I'M READY!
Okay, I know. This isn't really a rant. I had fun writting it though, and besides that, it really works. I'm seriouse! All you gotta do is practice at it. If you get good enough Sponge Bob will come out and chase the little blue and pink bunnies around! REALLY!
Lance: Okay people, it's Prozac time for Gothic. You go on back and stay safe, I'll take care of the mental patient. *sqeak* Don't worry about me.
G-R: But the pink bunnies they're everywhere! LOOK OVER THERE! WHOA MOMMA THAT'S A BIG ONE!