1. Wake up at 9:00am stare at the clock menacingly then promptely go back to sleep
2. 11:00am repeat number 1
3. When ass finally makes it's way forth from bed, rumage aimlessly through kitchen looking for anything with a high sugar content with NO nutritional value.
4. Begin the daily ritual of hugging the afectionately name frog 'Orlando' EVERY hour ON the hour. (make it good!)
5. Putter around on computer fer one or two hours, (three if I'm lucky).
6. Brother comes home, father comes home, I hide in my room. GRRRRR!!!!
7. Call Amers or Amy, I need a good laugh!
8. Finally I have emerged from my room long enough to repeat step number 3.
9. Lock bathroom door, take three hour bath. Don't forget the annoying loud music that WILL leak out from the door just to block out those who may disturbe me with thier insane pleas to use the bathroom. THEY CAN HOLD IT!
10. Finish bath, learn to say 'superkalafragilisticexpialidoshus'. *gets dizzy* So hard!
11. Find new way to hunt down and make Hugh Jackman/Orlando Bloom mine. *cough* Of couse, share with Amy afterwards.
12. Perfect cloning.
13. Perfect plans for world domination and swing them into effect.
14. Work on truely evil laugh. I can cackle, but not laugh.............
15. Attempt to work chocolate stain out of sickingly white blouse! Realize I hate said blouse and give up!
16. Repeat steps 3 and 8.
17. Spend some time writting stupid to-do lists like this one!
18. It's now 2:00am and I am using my wonderful talent to prank call people. HEY! It's boring at 2 in the morning!
19. 5:00am, TIME FOR BED! I need all the sleep I can get to repeat all steps the next day!
Yes folks, sad but utterly true! Some of this shit is totally accurate! Like what you say? Well, steps 1-19 are really true. Wait, that's ALL of them, huh? *shrugs* Oh well! At least I never stay bored for long. *big grin* Hey, at least when I do get bored, places like this pop up!
Lance: I still attest to the fact that you are utterly insane!
G-R: *grins* I know, but ain't it great! I get these big blue pills to take, see! *shoves giant blue pills in Lance's general direction* SEE?!
Lance: Er........yeah! *backs away slowly from Gothic*
G-R: *dancing around and singing* super......er.......kalafragi...........ah........listicexpia..........erm.............lidoshus! Yay! I did it!
Lance: Yeah, sorta! *cough* FREAK *cough*