K, first off, I am totally out of place in the area that I live in! I have come to the conclusion that the fact that I am nineteen and still have eye-site is amazing! Everywhere I go in my town, all I see is women who do not shave, (ANYWHERE *shudder*) and guys with pot bellies wearing nuthin but overalls! I feel like I am traped in the movie Deliverence! When I walk down the road, people stare at me like I'M the fuckin weirdo! Yeah, right. If anything, I am the only normal person on the block. Here are two very distincinct examples of my theory.
EXAMPLE ONE:
In the summer time, I prefer to spend my time outside blaring my stero as loud as humanly possible. This reasoning because every hick in town is outside working on thier riding lawnmowers banging to country or dead 80's rock bands! (Not that I'm saying all country is bad, it's just that, there are some really dumb country songs out there. Now, dead 80's rock bands............) Now you ask, if this bothers me, why don't I just keep my pale ass inside? Well, because even us weird albino's need to get out and have some natural light on our bodies from time to time. Plus that, it doesn't matter where you are, inside OR outside, you can still hear the music. I figure as long as I am blaring Godsmack, Disturbed, or Kittie, I am in some way shape or form helping my community by bringing them gradually over to the darkside.
EXAMPLE TWO:
Two words people, I SHAVE! OMG!!!! This brings me back to the vision thing! I swear on my life that there is this chick who lives down the road from me who could braid her pit hair! In the summer, she mowes her lawn in a string bikini, with her leg hair everywhere, and her pit hair in pony-tails! *shudder* It's one of those weird things that you can't help but stare at. You know what I'm talkin about? You want to look away, but for some odd reason, you are compelled to just look in strange awe. It;s just so hard not to!!!!
SYMPATHY
Here is where you can feel really sorry for me, or, if you share my precariouse situation, this is my chance to feel sorry for you. There should be a support group for people trapped in Hicktown Hell! There isn't though, so we will all have to comfort within ourselves, and pray it gets better. *sigh* If though, things do not change soon, I swear I will go completely insane!
