Christina Aguleria, oh I do hate thee! She is just as bad as britney, if not worse. Christina has slowly moved up the whoring ranks and is running neck and neck with Britney for first! I am almost ashamed to admit that I am from the same state as that skank.
FINAL NOTES
It has been said that Britney Spears is going on a 6 year break from the biz, (If what she does is considered music) I must say, I am very happy with this news. *breaks out party hats and busts to REAL music* BREAK! Britney, baby, RETIRE! The bad news is that she is going to be a *cough* PLAYBOY *cough* model! *party hats dissapear and evrything is sucky again* Now, instead of seeing her bump and grind against other chicks, we'll get to see her half naked ass in our fav magazines. YAY!
My friend Jen and I have come up with a theory about Christina Aguleria. When Britney first came onto the scene she at least covered herself up. However the bigger she got in the biz, the less and less clothes covered her body. In other words, Britney gradualy became a slut. Christina on the other hand came in as a slut and stayed a slut! So, at least we knew what to expect from Christina.
G-R: UGH!!! Don't even get me started on that one!!
Lance: *singing* ' When ever, What ever! '
G-R/Lance: ' We gonna ho fo eva! '
G-R: LOL!!!! That was fun!
Lance: You jus like watchin me dance!
G-R: YEAH BABY!!!!!!