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It's all a big fucking conspiracy, the cat and dog packaging companys... er, I mean the Hot Dog Companys and the H-Dog Bun Companys are really one in the same... They just want you to buy  more cat-dog sausages than acually needed, then you'd have extra, then you'd buy more buns,  and so on and so forth, thus keeping them in business.... You just gotta realize this whole world blows hard and would glady screw you in the ass for a quick buck or two... pun not really
 intended, though I'm sure they make attempts at poatching deer and ramming them into the cat-dog sausages along with god only knows what....

Lets see.... Time for Professer Goth to step in and do some math.......

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........Carry the 5......

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......Power of 3.........

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.....Divide by 2...........

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....Lunch Break......

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.......Hey this is pretty good!

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..........Draw Equal sign.....

Multiply by 3.14.........

..........AH here we go..... You would need to buy 3 Hot Dog Pakages and 2 H-Dog Bun Packages to break even..... Hope your hungry.....

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Hmmmm... That DOES sound like a problem.... Well.... In the meantime follow this easy guide I will supply you and you'll all be as right as rain.

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form 
a more perfect kiss, 
enable the mighty hug to promote 
to whom we please 
but one kiss.

Article 1:

Statement of Love: 
The Kiss

1. 
Kiss on the hand 
I adore you

2. 
Kiss on the cheek 
I just want to be friends

3. 
Kiss on the neck 
I want you

4. 
Kiss on the lips 
I love you

5. 
Kiss on the ears 
I am just playing

6. 
Kiss anywhere else 
lets not get carried away

7. 
Look in your eyes 
kiss me

8. 
Playing with your hair 
I can't live without you

9. 
Hand on your waist 
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: 
The Three Steps

1. 
Girls: 
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. 
Guys 
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. 
Guys & Girls 
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: 
The Commandments

1. 
Thou shall not squeeze 
too hard.

2. 
Thou shall not ask for a kiss, 
but take one.

3. 
Thou shall kiss! 
at every opportunity.

* Remember * 
A peach is a peach 
A plum is a plum, 
A kiss isn't a kiss 
Without some tongue. 
So open up your mouth 
close your eyes, 
and give your tongue 
some exercise!!!

Here are a ! few reasons 
why guys like girls:

1. 
They will always smell good 
even if its just shampoo

2. 
The way their heads always 
find the right spot on our shoulder

3. 
How cute they look when they sleep

4. 
T! he ease in which they fit into our arms

5. 
The way they kiss you and 
all of a sudden everything 
is right in the world

6. 
How cute they are when they eat

7. 
The way they take hours 
to get dressed 
but in the end 
it makes it all worth while

8. 
Because they are always 
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. 
The way they look good 
no matter what they wear

10. 
The way they fish for compliments 
even though you both know that you 
think she's the most 
beautiful thing on this earth

11. 
How cute they are when they argue

12. 
The way her hand always finds yours

13. 
The way they smile

14. 
The way you feel 
when you see their name 
on the call ID 
after you just had a big fight

15. 
The way she says 
"lets not fight anymore" 
even though you know that 
an hour later....

16. 
The way they kiss when 
you do something nice for them

17. 
The way they kiss you 
when you say 
"I love you"

18. 
Actually ... 
just the way they kiss you...

19. 
The way they fall into your arms 
when they cry

20. 
Then the way they apologize 
for crying over something that silly

21. 
The way they hit you 
and expect it to hurt

22. 
Then the way they apologize 
when it does hurt. 
(even though we don't admit it)!

23. 
The way they say 
"I miss you"

24. 
The way you miss them

25. 
The way their tears 
make you want to 
change the world 
so that it 
doesn't hurt her anymore..... 
Yet regardless 
if you love them, 
hate them, 
wish they would die 
or 
know that you would die 
without them ... 
it matters not. 
Because once in your life, 
whatever they were to the world 
they become everything to you. 
When you look them in the eyes, 
traveling to 
the depths of their souls 
and you say a million things 
without trace of a sound, 
you know that your own life 
is inevitable consumed 
within the rhythmic beatings 
of her very heart. 
We love them for a million reasons, 
No paper would do it justice. 
It is a thing not of the mind 
but of the heart. 
A feeling. 
Only felt.

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