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From: Mrmonkey426@aol.com Why are little people (known as children) attracted to tall kids with red hair and long, flowing, soft trench coats?
interesting question.... It could be like how flys are attracted to certain colors and scents, which could explain why they are attracted to the people who wear alotta black.... But who really knows besides the children? Sax
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From: vballchic178@hotmail.com Dear Travis or the Malone person, I have a brother who spends hours on end working on a website that is funny but extrmemely useless. what is his problem? what is YOUR problem?
Indeed, what IS your problem? My guess would be that you were dropped one too many times on your head when you were younger, as well as the eating of paint chips... Sax
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From: stone@musician.org Subject: ask the goth okay i need some advice......i have this addiction....and i have been trying but getting over it has been a hard road.......see i have a raging case of narcissism.......adn i need help......any advice as to how i can win my hard fought battle? THE STONE
Narcissism.... Narcissism.... Narcissism.... Hmmm... Lets see..... 0_0 Eww, god, sick sick bastard!!! 3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development. *shudders violently* What I recommend is that you take a baseball bat, preferably a metal one, and severly beat yourself about the face for atleast an hour every day.... Then take two punches to the balls and call me in the morning. The Doc, Sax
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From: ryoxall@msn.com Subject: Ask the Goth To: gnomeovermind@hotmail.com Hey I got a question should I paint the BivWagon blue or leave it the natural rust color, plus what head unit do you recommend I will have to support 2 12 in the back so I need some power plus the 400 watt amp. So my big question is Will there be anything left of the BivWagon after one song with the bass at max please help me
Get your mom to paint it hot pink, too technical, and no... It will fall apart after one song, I nearly fell outa the back of that thing when I was in it the one time....
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From: samthepostagedude@yahoo.com Sax, Why does Mr Monkey insist on being an incessant pain to any and everybody? Can't you, like, file suit or something? I hope that you can give us some kind of insight as to why she is such a case and insists on harassing all the good and decent FuNChomers everywhere. But then again, that is to be expected from a female who signs her name "Mr". P.S. Sorry about the gnome deal. Several beers were involved, I don't even remember writing it!
I think I remember you lol! But I know the girl, and she isnt that much a pain when you get to know her, could be the irish in you with a low temper... You are irish... Arent you???? You better be.... Or so help me god... Oh hey wiskey! *wanders off*
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