Sax's Resume
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I somehow saw it fit for me to quit my job at Sick Fags and thus attempt to look for a new job... I found a possible place at a Art Supply Store in Ravenna or something... But turns out I need to make a Resume, so this is what I made for them and plan to send them... I figured I'd share it with you all as well, cross your fingers and hope I get the job!!!
Name and Adress
Sax
666 Satan's Road
Underworld Square, Hell 01010
(666) 666-3825

School
James A. Garfield
10233 St Rt 88
Garretsville Ohio
(330) 527-4341
mail.garfeild.sparcc.org

Job Objective
Part-time/afterschool work or weekend work

Skills Summery
Stealing Blood packs, Drinking Peoples Blood, Being very Anal, doing no work, frequent memory loss.

Work Experience
Summer 2000 and 2001 - Park Services at Sick Fags, in other words I picked up dog shit.
Summer 2002 - Merchandice Department at Sick Fags, in other words I sold shit and was bored out of my mind for 5-9 hours a day.
Summer 2001 to present - General of the Dark Armys of Hell and professional Vampire

Education
High School... Duh... Everyone Has that
Spring 2001 - Trained by the Dark Lord himself to lead the Armys of Hell into the realm of Earth for the Apocalypse.

Reference Upon Request
Satan - Sell your soul to get ahold of him
A Back Alley Vampire
jakeFuNC
Your Mom
Your Dog
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