Goth Wanker of the Week!
Krissy
Well, this webpage certainly is a peice of crap. The first thing to assault my eyes is this "GhOtIC MeTaLz" What the fuck? Why do twinkies feel the need to do this? For once and for all, IT IS VERY STUPID, AND VERY LAME. Krissy's crappy intro goes like this: "This is a gothic page for gothics, Vamps (oh, well fuck me.), gools (what?), warlock (you must be kidding) etc....;)*wink blah blah blah blah blah blah I am 16 years old (big surprise there, you fucking twinkie). My birthday is blah blah blah As you may notice, I'm gothic (no, I hadn't noticed. And I think that might be because Britney Spears is more gothic than you.). I'm also single and looking." Looking for what? Someone as moronic as you? You'll be looking a long, long time. No wait, I can hook you up! Just go through the "past index of wankers" and take your pick!
  Well, it seems Krissy has a vast assortment of these "
gothic dolls" that seem to be so popular with the kids these days. Usually, it wouldn't bother me, but seeing as how lame this girl is, it's just annoying. They aren't even cute. Just bulbous and lame. Wow. She also has a bunch of skull gifs. How very gothic of her.
  Okay, wait a minute. Now I'm confused. If you click "
Songsteksten" you get a list of songs including"the call" by the Backstreet boys, "I'm a slave 4 you" by Britney Spears, "independant women" by Destiny's Child, and selections by Missy Elliot, Pink, and Nelly. What the hell is wrong with this girl? I mean really, for fucks sakes, you make the point of saying your so very gothic, and then...Backstreet Boys? Are they gothic? No. Are they gother than Krissy? Apparently so.
  This is some seriously messed up shit. This girl has links to , like, skateboarding clothes and crap. And Christina Aquilaera (or whatever) mp3's. Fuck this. The apolcalypse is near. Run. Save yourselves!!
This is lame, but go laugh anyway:
http://www.geocities.com/krissanty2001/krissanty.html
This Goth Wanker was nominated by Amanda W.
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