Disturbed Wanker's homepage is entitled "Disturbed Girly's Gothic Wonderland". Do the wonders ever cease? It's a wonder you leave the house, as lame as you are. Her page welcomes us with a few choice bits of info "I am into horror movies, and I love vampyre movies." Well shit, that surely makes you gothic, especially that extra special touch of spelling "vampire" like "vampyre". Please tell me, what turnip truck did you fall off of? Disturbed Wanker also informs us that she likes " Death Metal, Metal, rock, some punk and some rave". Jesus fucking Christ, Rave? Rave is really fucking gothic, isn't it? For your information, you wanker, rave is about the most non-goth shit in the world. Also, her favorite colour is black (big surprise there...).
Disturbed Wanker also has a really nice picture of her boyfriend on her page, and I am sure that he is also very gothic, because he my friends, is wearing a tool t-shirt.The caption reads: Here's a picture of my boyfriend Josh, he's so sweet! Well, I certainly hope so, because he is definetly a tool. Can you imagine! A match made in wanker heaven!
So anyhow, scroll down to the part of her webpage that says "crypt". Actually don't bother, it's lame as well. Basically it tells us all about "vampyres"(damn that spelling!), how gothic she is and lot's of bla bla bla. However, do look at her "goth gallery", I promise, you will piss yourself laughing.
In closing, I would just like to say to dear, mislead, Disturbed Wanker: You are not gothic. Like fucking vampires, listening to godsmack and rave music, dying your hair black, and having Tina the Troubled Teen on your shitty, non-gothic website will not make you gothic.
