| And the GOTH WANKER of the Week is... |
| Our Man Chad |
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| In the beginning, (for me, at least) there was Zombiechick. And whilst this little idiot provided us with some cheap laughs, the visual entertainment certainly lacking. Sure, there was some funny moment; the big-ass rotating eyeball, the references to our man Manson and his Tool, or was that something else...? In any case, I felt that on this, my second attempt, more would be needed to keep the slavering masses entertained. So I spent days, nay weeks searching for that special site, that one in a million, that rare breed of total wanker. And I'd like to think I found him. Ladies and gentlegoths, allow me to introduce Chad. Yes, Chad. In fact, the title page informed me in burning letters reminiscent of Charleston Hesston recieving the ten commandments, this was Chad's Lost Buring Youth. Fantastic. As well as that, I was greeted by Manson in all his bald glory, some revolving pentagrams, and a border dripping tomato sauce (?) and a rather large Pokemon baner that kept appearing in the corner. One of these didn't fit, but as I couldn't decide which, I pressed on to the Profile section... And was blissfully rewarded, as the above picture will show you. But it gets even beter than that, my pimply little friends, oh yes. Allow me to tell you more of the moron behind the mask, the Inner Chad. He's 15. he lives in Oklahoma. Yeehah! He is apparently bisexual and has at least one rather ugly boyfriend (who could be facing statutory rape charges as we speak). His favorite foods are pizza and icecream. He listens to Mr. Manson, Creed, Alanis Morrisette and Aerosmith. To which I say; you rebel! You deviant! You go against the flow, Chad! Yes! Well. The poetry section was also a treat for the senses. I would love to plaster all of his drivel all over this site, but A) Gutter probably would not appreciate it and B)I'm a nice person deep down. But I do leave you with an excerpt from his poem "Why", which I think sums up the situation nicely...oh, and a picture of a dog. I've been denied in beauty... I survived my abortion... I was outcast from society... I was your ugly duckling... You hate me... You taunt me... You curse me... You wish me dead... Thanks Chaddy boy. You're a winner. |
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