Author: Drays Shorty and Ragefire
Pairings: SquallxSeifer (eventually)
Warnings: shounen-ai, weirdness, OOC,
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, pretend you never saw this...Don't sue me
Rating: R
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Part 1, Blackmail
"Life sucks." I sighed as I put on my loudest music and flopped back on my bed and listened to the comforting tunes of Marilyn Manson. The music was soothing as I blatantly ignored my neighbors requests to 'kindly shut off that god-awful noise. It had almost lulled me to sleep when a noise to rival Rob Zombie started wailing across the hall.
Goodbye Eearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!!!
"Selphie! Turn that shit OFF!!!! I managed to yell over all the 'music'. Of all the people to room across the hall from me...it had to be Selphie. "Squall...you SUCK!!!!", I yelled. Luckily nobody heard me over the noise. Squall 'Mr. Ice-man' Leonhart was still the commander of of Balamb Garden and his word was basically LAW. And he had come up with assignments....it was bad enough having that Chicken-Wuss Zell as a neighbor...but SELPHIE?!?!? Then again, I'm glad I don't have Irvine rooming with me, ugh. I stomped across the hall and busted down her door. "If you don't turn that crap off right now....I'll beat you so hard you'll still be seeing yesterday tomorrow."
"..." for the first time in her life, Selphie was speechless. She stared at me like I was possesed by Devil. She left the stereo on.
"AAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! I thought I told you TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!" In a random fit of rage, I walked over to her expensive stereo and proceeded to thoroughly trash it. When I was done, I let out a content sigh. No more evil Dixie chicks to haunt me anymore, back to my bliss under Marilyn Manson. I turned to leave, and was at the door, when Selphie's bubbly cheerleader voice invaded my brain cavity.
"Don't move."
"...Whatever." I said imitating the Ice-man. I almost got one foot through the door, when Selphie said:
"What would you do if I told Squall what happened to my stereo....hmmm?"
"Duh. I would whimper like a baby and do anything for you....PLEEEEEEASE DON'T TELL SQUALL!!!!!! I'll do ANYTHING!!!!!" I looked up at her to see if my begging was having any effect. It wasn't.
"Anything huh?....Well, okay, I got three things for you to do....I'll tell you what they are later. Come back to my room at about 4:15. And by the way, I won't tell Squall."
I gawked at her. "thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Then I set off to Balamb. I looked back at Selphie and said, "I'll be back at about 3:30. Ciao!"
Man, when I got to that new shop in Balamb, the dude there gave me so much hassle I thought I would have to hurt the man. I walked the road from Balamb with my package, ignoring angry stares and astonished whispers. I had grown accustomed to them, me being the ex sorceress'-knight and all. The people wouldn't seem to beleive that I had been brainwashed by Ultimecia. But they would immediately forgive Edea. Right. Society's a bitch, I know.
The way I looked did nothing to stop their stares either. I had just gotten a new addition to my many piercings the previous week. So far I had ten: A hoop in each eyebrow, a stud in my tongue, three earrings in each ear, a round ball below my bottom lip. And the package in my arms was a brand new black trenchcoat with bloodred dripping crosses on Oh yea, I was one coooool dude. Naw, I wasn't coooool, I was cold, no, I was Icy. Yep that's me, Seifer Almasy.
I finally got back to Garden at about 4:00. And who would be at the gate but Squall Leonhart, the one person I reeeeeally did not need to see. My life is EVIL!!!
"Is it just me or did the world Freeze over while I was gone?" I said innocently as I walked by. Hoping Selphie had kept her promise.
Squall just stood there looking irritated. I smirked and kept walking. I was trying to piss him off, but not enough for him to hurt me. I succeeded. Oh ya, I'm good.
END PART 1
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