Since when did Howie have �homies�?
Nick: "Everytime I look at teen mags, there are pictures of boy bands with their tops off. I feel I have more to give than that"
um....no fat comments, PLEASE!
Nick: "The people in Spain speak Spanish"
No, Nicky....they speak French. WTF?
Nick: "I've heard from some people that drinking isn't bad for your health if you keep it in moderation, but personally I don't like it."
Yet another BRILLIANT revelation from Nick!
Kevin: "When you guys get this tape and you see how wack it is, we're sorry"
Did he just say �wack�? Kevin....honey....oh, nevermind!
Kevin: "When all else fails, you just gotta grab it with your fingers"
I don�t WANNA know what he�s referring to!
Kevin: "What the dilly yo!"
Okay, that one was just too much!
Kevin: "His dancing SUCKED and it totally threw everybody off."
HIS dancing? OH! This must be Kevin�s other personality, Smevin talking about Kevin....
Kevin: "Ok, AJ has a request so we are gonna play it. Where do I stick this?"
The first part was okay....but it was all downhill from there
Brian: "That's phat to death"
Where do they get these �wack� words??
Howie: "I started turning into a gummi bear"
It�s okay Howard, the men in the white lab coats are here to help you...
Howie: "I'm the breakfast burrito man"
And I�m the omlet lady.
AJ: "Why do I get all the nasty questions?"
Why does he ask when he already knows the answers?
AJ: �My little man is cool as hell!�
His �little man�??? Abbie, can you verify that for us? hehe :)
Nick: It wasn't Kevin's fault.
He�s right. It was his fault. Kevin is perfect. Nick is ALWAYS wrong. *SARCASM*
AJ: Whatever dawg, they are still BIG.
AJ! Why must you tease us?
Kevin: We're pretty nasty sometimes, but Nick is consistenly funky!
SHUT UP ABOUT MY NICKY! So what if he has a distinct smell?
Brian: You even pull your cheeks apart!
Now that�s just plain awkward.
Kevin: If one of us is a chronic masturbator, it's Nick.
Hmmm....some things the public could do without. This was one of those things.
Nick: YOU'RE Howie!!
I bet he was talking to Brian.
Kevin: Ok, I rub one out every once in awhile
Again, we could have done without Kevin's bedroom habits.
Nick: Why do I always have to be the one who farted?
Well, you should cut back on the beans!
Howie: - I don't know why they put beer in there, we don't drink beer.
AJ: - I drink beer
Howie: - AJ drinks beer, but he's not 'sposed to be drinkin' beer
Yes, Mama Howie...
Nick: What the heck is estrogen?
I didn�t think he was THAT dumb...
Nick: I don't know how to ride these things man
*GRIN* I can teach ya!
Nick: Hey man, put that away.
KEVIN! You should be ashamed of yourself!
AJ: No speedos, definitely no speedos. no, no!
He *thinks* his identity is still safe...(see SpeedoMan)
Nick: "Hey AJ man...Cartman wasn't in Star Wars!"
AJ: "Yes I was. I was too in Star Wars. Respect my authority. I'll kick your ass!!"
A little too much free time, boys?
Howie: "It was cool as heck."
NO COMMENT
AJ: "...making sure my zipper is up and my shoes are tied."
Hmmm....I'd rather make sure the zipper was down and his shoes are off..but that's just me (and a few other MILLION people)
Nick: "I was wearing my tighty whities and I didn't want to show that much!"
Again, do they think this no clothes thing is BAD??