Ask Psy-Chick Abbie

17. Q: Is it true that AJ draws in his goatee sometimes?
             ([email protected])
       A: Absolutely NOT! AJ is perfect. (This is when the lie
            detector starts beeping frantically)

16: Q: Why did Nick get his ears pierced?
       A: Again, not the sharpest tool in the shed.....

15. Q: What's up with AJ in the spiderweb shirt in the video
              for Drowning?
       A: Hehehehehe.......I can see his nipples through
             it.....hehehehehehehe *BIG GRIN*
             hehehehehehehe.....

14. Q: Is Kevin TRYING to look like a Tom-Hanks-in-Cast-Away
             wannabe?
        A: I'm not sure. This IS the same guy that wears skirts,
             though.

13. Q: Why are Nick's clothes so ugly lately?
       A: He's Nick. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

12. Q: Is "Chapter 1" a greatest hits album?
       A: Nope. They said it's not. Therefore it is "a closure to the
            first Chapter in their lives and careers"

11. Q: Did *N Sync cheat on the Viewer's Choice award?
       A: Yes they did. Michael Jackson is a pop icon and should
            only be used in cases of extreme emergency. That piece
            of shit was not an emergency.

10. Q: Why does Kevin wear man-skirts?
       A: Hell if I know!

9. Q: Will Nick ever get over the trauma of th lime green
           undies incident?
      A: Only after Brian stops bringing it up.

8. Q: What's the best thing to use for a microphone when
           you don't have a real one handy?
     A: "My hand, dumbass"

7. Q: Where does wool come from?
     A: Sheepissess

6. Q: Where does Nick live?
     A: Nick doesn't live anywhere. He resigns in Florida.

5. Q: Since when did Howard become so HOT?
     A: Howard? HOT?? Huh???

4. Q: Is "shit" in the Bible?
     A: Brian thinks it is.

3. Q: Will Nick ever gain a brain cell?
     A: ......Probably not.

2. Q: Will Kevin ever cut his hair?
     A: Dear Lord, I hope so.

1. Q: Are you really Psychic?
    A: Not one single bit.