(Backstreet Bitch)
Oh... You didn't think I meant Backstreet Boy, did you? Well most of the time I do, but this was a special occasion. I have taken it upon myself (Abbie) to slander the women who have stolen our men. True, some don't deserve it, but I have to do the main ones just so everybody's happy.
**inspired by the engagement of AJ and Sarah Joe (Big Boobed Whore) Martin.
Let's begin, shall we? :D
-The one I least want to slander.
- Though she may be sweet and innocent to the look, you never know what's going through her mind. I mean, there had to be some game plan in which she decided to steal Brian. Before Brian was married he was tied at favorite with Nick. Everyone liked Brian even if he wasn't their favorite. He was the sweet and goofy. But Leighanne just had to get her hooks in and take him away from the open world. :(
- The woman who married Kevin...KEVIN? Okay first of all you KNOW there has to be something wrong with her if she married Kevin! Not to be mean to all you Kevin-lovers out there, but come on!!! His greasy hair would be enough to keep me away. And that's another thing. Do you know how hard it is to find a pic of her without Kevin? Very. She's always around him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was keeping her chained up backstage during the concerts. He's probably affriad she'll run away if she ever got the chance. I almost feel sorry for the poor girl.
but who knows! :P Howie has always been an odd little fella! And he has volenteered to show us his little fella, but this was bad enough! Don't worry "Tiny Howie," your teeny weeny secret's safe with us!
