| Top Ten Reasons Not To Take Abbie And Katie To a Backstreet Boys Concert |
| 10. You will have to endure endless hours of Backstreet Boys music on the way there. (that's not a bad thing, though.) 9. Be prepared to hear the words "three times" alot. 8. You will not be allowed to say the words "in" and "sync" in the same sentence for at least a week. 7. They may be considered "strange" for staring out the hotel window all night long. 6. Absolutely anything not bolted down will be missing from the hotel upon your departure. 5. You'll come back with a hearing aid. 4. You will be instructed to follow any and every bus or limo you pass in the road. 3. They spend way too much money on pictures. 2. You can only hear "We were three feet away!" so many times before it drives you clinically insane. 1. They say the words "next time" way too much for comfort. |