Miscellaneous Funny Stuff

If the Backstreet Boys were the readers of books on tape, what books would they read? We've come up with a few suggestions:
(Some books are real, some are not)

Nick: Green Eggs and Ham. "I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam I am!"

Kevin: Hamlet. "To......be......or........not.......to........be.......that......is.....the....question.

Howie: The Color Purple

AJ: Playboy Magazine. "Turn ons: walks on the beach, sunsets and expensive dinners. Turn offs:......."

Brian: the Bible.

If the guys were to appear on a talk show, what would the title of the show be?

Nick: Abused Boyfriends: How to Cope
Kevin: Nobody Thinks I'm God Except Me
AJ: Help...My Other Personality is Taking Over My Body!
Howie: Cross-dressers by Accident
Brian: My Dog, My Lover

If they were:

Exotic Animals-
Howie: kangaroo
AJ: flamingo
Nick: orangutan
Kevin: turtle
Brian: seagull

Home Appliances-
Nick: blender
AJ: frying pan
Kevin: manual can opener (NOT an electric one....they go too fast)
Howie: bagel slicer
Brian: cheese grater

Ninja Turtles-
Nick: Michaelangelo
AJ: Raphael
Kevin: Splinter
Howie: Donatello
Brian: Leonardo
Lou Pearlman: Shredder

Store in Your Local Mall Most Likely to Contain a Backstreet Boy-
Nick: Kay Bee Toys
AJ: Fredrick's Of Hollywood
Kevin: Bath & Body Works
Howie: Lenscrafters
Brian: Sears OR Petland

If the Backstreet Boys were in our Marching Band, what instrument would they play? (This should be a good one...)

Nick: Drums....definatelly drums. Probably quads. He just seems like a quad player. Maybe a snare drummer. Just a drummer. Definately a drummer.
AJ: Tuba/Sousaphone. I can see that skinny stick of a man playing that. It would be damn good entertainment.
Kevin: Trombone. Do I smell competition for a certain perfectionist trombone player? I think so....
Howie: haha...clarinet. Maybe french horn/mellophone. Haha.
Brian: Trumpet. The all-American instrument. Yeah, definately a trumpet.

09/24/01
Misunderstood:
Okay, when we first heard Drowning, it was immediately our favorite song, even though we didn't quite understand the whole song.
While sitting in one of our cars in one of our many adventures, I (Katie) had a CD Iburned with Drowning on it. Abbie fell in love with the song, but when it got to this certain part, she looked at me like WTF??? Here's what she thought it said and what it really said:

What Abbie Thought:
Maybe I'm a dreamer, maybe not.
Cause I am only safe here
floating freely in a rock

Yeah, yeah, we know she's dumb, but we still love her, don't we? Yeah I thought so. It really says "floating freely in your ARMS"....not in a rock.
Can you imagine, floating in a rock? Only AJ would come up with that one.