Writer:Bored bored bored!
Of coarse Cloud was fighting with Sephroth over the pork rines...
Cloud:MINE!
Sephroth:No! Mine!
Writer:Will you guys shut up?!!
Aeris walks in with Bulma and Kid (trouble undoubtofly!) Bulma was dressed like a tramp of coarse and Aeris was a goody 2 shoes plus Kid was learning to be "atractive" by Bulma (AAAAAAAAH! SCARY!).
Aeris:Oh deary dear Cloud! Don't hurt your self fighting with Sephroth like that! Why don't you dived them equaly!
Writer:I've been telling them to split it for the last seven hours! They are very stuborn.
Cid walks in wearing a robe (what could be under it???)
Cid:I just got a new @#!*'$ job.
Writer:Realy now? What is it?
Cid:...Chip and Dale!
Writer:EEEW! Who wants to watch fourty-five year old man strip!!?!!
Cid:Fourty-five year old women you @#$*!!!
Kid cuts off some off her mini-skirt.
Cloud:How old are you? You look a little young to be a slut like Tifa!
Kid:I'm...uh..fifteen..heh heh.
Writer:Nice try. You're probably thirteen. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Not another person laughed.
Writer:THANKS! >:-(
Sephroth:SPAIN! MEXICO! PORTUIGAL!
Every body(exept Sephy):what in the...?
Sephy:They speak Spanish!
Writer:uh-huh..right...
Serge comes walking in dressed like a pimp with skanky Tifa and Yuffie.
Writer:WHOA!
Serge had an evil smile with seven gold teeth.
Kid:He's my pimp.
Serge glares at Barret.
Serge:I got word you mess'n wit my hoe.
Barret:I pitty da foo' who believes stupid rumors!
Goten comes prancing in with Vincent.
Goten and Vincent:LAAAAAAAAAA...LAAAAAAAAAAAAH...LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Writer:SHUT UP YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa flicks off the writer.
Writer:THAT'S IT!
Writer rips Tifa's head off.
Cid:I'm going to the &$#@'! store. any one wanna come?
Writer:THANK YOU! Yes I would love to come.
Barret,Cloud,Goku,Goten,and Aeris:We will go too!
They all hopped into the SUV.
Writer:don't call me writer any more.
Goku:Why?
Writer:Call me Cat. That's what my friends call me. Done with Page one? go to P2!