| All I Want For Christmas Is A Cure For My Knots to the tune of All I Want For Christmas is my 2 Front Teeth |
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| All I want for Christmas is a cure for my knots
a cure for my knots a cure for my knots gee if I could only have a cure for my knots then I could hug you Merry Christmas Its been so long since I could lift A big 50 pound bag of flour Gosh oh gee How happy I'd be If only I had special powers All I want for Christmas is a cure for my knots a cure for my knots a cure for my knots gee if I could only have a cure for my knots then I could hug you Merry Christmas |
| "and in the east there was song, and in the west there was people with their hands over their ears, and all was well" |
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