David "Killer" Kane is best known for his 20 year career as the star of Canadian Porno movies. Starring in such classics as "Is that a hockey stick, or are you just glad to see me?" and It must be cold in here Canada!" his career left him longing to pursue his career in Southern California in 1994. He says, "At first I was very excited to be in Los Angeles, but the Hockey is just not taken seriously. Sure Gretsky helped improve things. The recent Ducks run was great. But C'mon they are Ducks". showing his frustration, he threw himself into his worl - leading to the well-publicized waxing incident of 1999, ending his career. When asked to comment on his present occupation, Mr. Kane exclaims, "I am now a Dry Cleaner. My speciality is rayon and synthetics. Cotton is overrated"....
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