| My name is Phil "Hutbaat" Goldner. I was born with little talent for anything, so I brought my baggage to the Stars so everyone else would feel better. I am married, only because I found someone to take pity on me, and every once in a while I bribe opposing goal keepers to let a puck "slip" past him so that I can at least appear on the score sheet once a season. Go Stars! |
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| Phil "Hutbaat" Goldner |
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