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| ON their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal accident. The couple found themselves outside the pearly gates, waiting for Saint Peter to process them into heaven. While waiting they begin to wonder if they can get married while in Heaven. When the saint shows up, they ask him and he says, I don't know, this is the first time someone has asked, let me go and find out. And he leaves. The couple sits and waits for an answer for a couple of months. Then they wonder if they should get married at all since everything in heaven was eternal. "What if it doesn't work? They wonder "Does this mean we are stuck together forever? After yet another month, Saint Peter returns bringing the news. "Yes you can get married in heaven.", he says. "Great" says the couple, "but we were just wondering if you get married in Heaven, surely you can get divorced right?" "Oh come on, it took me three months to find a priest in Heaven, do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?" |
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