| Just for a good laugh |
| As a mother who gave birth to 5 children and raised 10 others and still have 5 at home 2 with simi savere disabilities I have heard the children say many funny things over the yrs so I thought I would share a couple of them that have acully won me a few dollars in magazines you know where you can write in to those little articles they put in the kids corner. I hope if you have funny saying by your children or grandchildren you will send them in and we will post them with whos child / grandchild said it. This one I will intital soliders in your cup it is most recent one that my grandson said to me one morning not long ago. Solders in your cup We woke up one morning and I was not feeling well and the grandson who is now old enough to use the microwave went to make grannys coffie in the microwave he brought it to me and when I begain to drink it I thought this has got to be the worst coffie I have ever drank. Not wanting to hurt his feelings I said nothing. However this coffee tasted like plastic lol little did I know why. You see Steven's dad is or was in the navy and his grandpoppy and several family members are in different branches of the military and so Steven loved those green plastic army men you play with and he had boxes full of them. Thus when I got to the bottom of my cup of coffee I disciovered apox 3 or 4 of his green plastic army men in the bottom of my cup and when I askerd him what his army men were doing in grannys coffee cup this was his reply "well granny you know it says on tv that the best part of you waking up is solders in your cup so I wanted u to feel better so I put soliders in your cup for you so could feel better." lol Said by a willing vessels grandchild |
 |
| This one I will intital a dogs colar it is very old but I will never forget it when my William was apox 5 to 7 yrs old (hes now 24) he said this to me one morning. A Dogs colar We woke this morning and it was pic day at school Bill was in his sec yr of kindergarden ( he did 2 yrs cus of disabilities) so I dressed him in a bright red turtle neck shirt that always took a great pic.We ate breakfast etc.. and as he was running around the living room playing before time to have prayer and catch his little bus I noticed his turtle neck colar on his shirt was messed up so I said to him come here William mother needs to fix your colar he looked up at me and said these words. � Mom I don�t have a colar cus I am not a dog � lol. I exsplained that I was talking about another kind of colar but it sure keep me laughing for a while after all he was not a dog lol. Said by a willing vessels son |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| This was sent to me by a friend and i found it to be so funny that i just had to post it for all to read so please enjoy. It is entiled "Moses and the Computer 10 Commandments" --------- "Excuse me, Sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" "I'm afraid it is, Sir." "What is it this time, Moses; more computer problems?" "How did you guess?" "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember ?" "Oh, yes; I forgot." "Tell me what you want, Moses." "But you already know, Sir. Remember?" "Moses!" "Sorry, Sir." "Well, go ahead, Moses; spit it out." "Well, I have a question, Sir. You know those ten 'things' you sent me via e-mail?" "You mean the Ten Commandments, Moses?" "That's it. I was wondering if they are important." "What do you mean 'if they are important,' Moses? Of course, they are important. Otherwise, I would not have sent them to you." "Well, sorry, Sir, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them; but, of course, you would see right through that." "What do you mean you 'lost them'? Are you trying to tell me you didn't save them, Moses?" "No, Sir; I forgot." "You should always save, Moses." "Yes, I know. You told me that before. I was going to save them, but I forgot. I did forward them to some people before I lost them though." "And did you hear back from any of them?" "You already know I did. There was the one guy who said he never uses 'shalt not.' May he change the words a little bit?" "Yes, Moses, as long as he does not change the meaning." "And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little harsh, and recommended calling them the 'Ten Suggestions,' or letting people pick one or two to try for a while?" "Moses, I will act as if I did not hear that." "I think that means 'no.' Well, what about the guy who said I was scamming him?" "I think the term is 'spamming,' Moses." "Oh, yes. I. E-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff, and I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer." "And what did he say?" "You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't think he might have sent me one of those -- err -- plagues, and that's the reason I lost those ten 'things', do you?" "They are not plagues; they are called 'viruses,' Moses." "Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we go back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out and reading them each day, but at least I never lost them." "We will do it the new way, Moses; using computers" "I was afraid you would say that, Sir." "Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?" "You told me to hold up this rat and point it toward the computer." "It's a mouse , Moses, not a rat. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?" "No, I decided to try calling technical support first. After all, who knows more about this stuff than you? And I really like your hours. By the way, Sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?" "No, Moses." "One other thing. Why did you not name them 'frogs' instead of 'mice,' because did you not tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?" "I did not name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a frog if you want to." "Oh, that explains it. I bet some woman told Adam to call it a mouse. After all, was it not a woman who named one of the computers 'Apple?'" "Say good night, Moses." "Wait a minute, Sir. I am pointing the mouse, and it seems to be working. Yes, a couple of the ten 'things' have come back." "Which ones are they, Moses?" "Let me see. 'Thou shalt not steal from any grave "an image' and 'Thou shalt not correct Thy neighbor's wife.'" "Turn the computer off, Moses. I'm sending you another set of stone tablets." |
|