QUOTES How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these. -George Washington Carver Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. -Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your mid-section unprotected. -Robert Orben Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people. -George Bernard Shaw If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -Albert Einstein One swallow does not make a summer. -Aristotle No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give. -French proverb The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you to not have any. -Katharine Whitehorn The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Unknown Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -Groucho Marx As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. -George Bernard Shaw Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -Abraham Lincoln Keep away from the people that belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -Mark Twain If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. -Chinese proverb A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures. -Irish proverb War does not determine who is right - only who is left. -Bertrand Russell If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. -Erma Bombeck Nothing is so embarrrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. -Josh Billings Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. -G. Randolf How do you put on a meaningful drama or documentary that is adult, incisive, probing, when every fifteen minutes the proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? -Rod Serling It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago... -Dan Quayle In a conversation, keep in mind that you are more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is. -Andy Rooney Home 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 |