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Define Tragedy  

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school
today and he visits one of the classes. They are in the
middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in
the discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a
"tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives
next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him
over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an
ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a
tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we
would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush
searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally, in the back of the room, a small boy raises his
hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying
Mr. &Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to
smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would
be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell
me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident,
and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

Academia de inglés  

Este un tío que quería aprender inglés, pero pasaba de esas academias tan pesadas, a las que tenía que acudir casi todos los días; y una tarde se pone a leer el periódico y encuentra un anuncio: APRENDA INGLÉS EN DOS HORAS.
Joder esto es lo que estaba buscando (exclama él).
En eso que va a la academia en cuestión y llama a la puerta. Le abre una mujer y le dice:
- ¿Es aquí donde se aprende inglés en dos horas?
Y le contesta la mujer:
- If if, between between.

Vacaciones en Inglaterra 

Esto es el chico de la academia en la que se aprendía a hablar inglés en dos horas que se va de vacaciones a England, y en eso que va al supermercado a hacer la compra y resulta que se encuentra con una conpañera de la academia en el supes que está trabajando como cajera y le pregunta el tío:
- ¿ When you pounds?
Y ella le contesta:
- I book tomorrow

Italian, french and spanish

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job
interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must
compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and
yellow.
The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a
pink day."
The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther
on TV."
Last was the Spanish: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the
phone "green... green...green...green...greeeeeen..", I pink up the
phone and I say
"Yellow?"