Your mom joins a sorority
because you get a pair
of cool satin shorts to jog in!

Mu Chapter rulez!

excitement is in the hair.

But tragedy strikes in 1963. sorority beanie vitreolysis. (induced.)

rearranged. corrosion of the groundbreaking mind, liver connected.

item #44550: vision limiting devices.

You gaze out the kitchen window scanning the tree-lined street for signs of pigtails, dresses and homeless pets. A lone jogger passes and you realize that Malvin Mal Whitfield is one of the great U.S. middle distance runners.

grandma comes over and covers you in plastic.salve.

item 46502a: device and method for boiling water.

savory. nine flavors of the night.

At 182 years of age, the newspaper needed to be modernized and made more attractive to younger people and women.shitting birds.

Your mom insists that all Brazilian men with long hair are sacred.

H. Rap Brown lights your mom�s menthol 100s cigarette then reminds her that smoking is unhealthy for a gerbil. It�s a parakeet, she insists. He had missed the field trip to the petting zoo.




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