Laloo's Nuisance

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on.

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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and LasVegas. So he called up the Tourist dept and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Vegs...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

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Laloos family planning policy..
DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

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After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embassy was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years will turn i surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient," he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar.

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