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| Wolverinish It all started with a camo vest....... |
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| Wolverinish: The native language of our favorite six-clawed, misunderstood, Canadian friend, Wolverine (aka Logan, James Howlett, Wolvie, Queen Cutesie Cupcake). | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| You see, we believe Wolverine is not actually as mean as he appears. He is just extremely misunderstood. Even his native language, which most believe is actually English, seems very rough. Therefore, it seems only natural, with our vast knowledge of his complicated language, to enlighten everyone of you readers in what he truly means to say through translating some of our favorite Canadian's most famous lines. Such as the following: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Translation | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Things that Wolverine said | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Wait just a moment, friend. You forgot your complimentary, take-home goody bag." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Hey bub, I'm not finished with you." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You picked the wrong house, bub!" | "Oh, how nice of you to drop by. Join us for some tea, would you?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I thought I was just an animal with claws." | "How 'bout a game of checkers?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Cyclops, right? Ya wanna get outta my way?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You go by Cyclops? What a clever alias. Mine is 'Wolverine'. I sure hope we can get to know eachother better. Excuse me." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Let's go fly a kite!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "What, you want an apology?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ya wanna shoot me? Shoot me!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Hi, my name is Logan. I'm sorry about the mess, see this all started with a bonfire and a fondu pot. Let's just forget the whole thing, hold hands, and sing." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Everybody get out; I can't move." | "This place looks good. Yup, definitely good. Hmm... okay, let's get the party started." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Whoa, sweet ride. What all features does it come with, and are you willing to sell?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Don't we have any weapons in this thing?!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'll take an unsweetened cranberry tea with lemon, easy on the ice." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ya got any beer?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||