How to hide a body...
well, more like how to dispose of one.....
Instructions:
Obtain a Horse Box Trailer
Cut a large circular hole in the bottom and insert a large tube, big enough to fit a human body inside. Mount this tube about 1" above the road surface
Put body live or dead inside and tow on a rainy night for as many miles as necessary
Be sure to fit a full width mud flap across the rear of the trailer to disguise tube from following motorists
Note: Head may tumble for more miles than anticipated
Shit! I hope no one actually does this or my ass is the prison Bitch's!
