NOTE: don't make the holes too big, no one wants to see the person's face. Just enough to make eye contact.
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| GUIDE to Dealing with Ugly People | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Paper Bag Method | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Take a pair of scissors and cut two (2) circular holes near the top for eye holes. NOTE: don't make the holes too big, no one wants to see the person's face. Just enough to make eye contact. |
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| Take an ordinary paper bag. You may need two depending on the size of the ugly's head, and also depending on how ugly the person is. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Remove the two holes and put on ugly person's head. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Now everyone is happy. Good job. | ||||||||||||||||||||||