| Songs of HCC |
| I would like to share with you some of the hideous songs that HCC finds it fun to torture us with. During music he likes to find the most annoying, stupid, un-melodious, and gay songs available to him. For example, here are some songs that are so retarded that I had to type the lyrics here for you. I italacized all the things that we found particularly funny. I put a *astrick* by all the things that HCC spelled wrong when typing out our sheets. Enjoy. I Wish I Was A Fish I wish I was a fish, a-swishin' in the water! I'd do the things I wanted to and not the things I oughter. I wouldn't have to go to school, I wouldn't have to clean my room, I wouldn't have to practice the piano half the afternoon! Chorus I wouldn't have to do my *honework* I wouldn't have to go to bed, I wouldn't even have to take a bath, I'd take a swim instead! Chorus I wouldn't have to eat my veg'tables, I wouldn't have to clean my plate, I'd only eat the things I really liked and not the things I hate~ Chorus ~End of song~ As you can see, HCC has a very disturbed sense of humor. Now I'll make fun of all the stuff in the song I italacized. A-swishin' in the water- OK. First of all you must understand that HCC would sing it like thus: "I weeesh I were a Feeeesh, a-sweeeshing in the water!" and it sounds much more funny that way, but even so, the word "a-swishin'" usually isn't a term people hear on a regular basis. Oughter- I don't really know what to tell you about this one other than it's gay. I mean.... Oughter? I don't know about you, but oughter is quite a..... hick word, if you get my drift. It's not a word that we would say too often, lest we be made fun of for eternity. *Honework*- Hey HCC! Ever heard of this magical device called Spell Check? I wouldn't even have to take a bath I'd take a swim instead - Scurvy. Sick. Totally HCC. I can sorta picture him jumping in a river and "a-swishin'" around and singing a children's song about not having to do honework or taking a bath. Then again I can also picture him doing ballet so that's proably not a good basis to go off of. _______________________________________ What a Day to be Down by the Creek Bank (I just typed parts of it, becuase the whole thing is a whole page and I'm really not that devoted to you.) What a day to be down by the creekbank; What a thrill to be alive, Would you look at the frogs on the lily pads, I see one-, two-, three-, four-, five- big green frogs. What a time we'll have while we're *fish in*, I see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine big *cat fish*, Look at the animals, both great and small. They're here, there, and everywhere, let's count them all. I see one wriggley earthworm, two *twitch-in* tadpoles, Three tiny treefrogs, four flick-'rin fireflies, Five feisty field mice, six crazy crickets, Seven slith-'rin snakes, eight able ants, Nine new born nightengales, ten thirsty turtles, Eleven lazy lizards and a dozen katydids! THIS PART ROCKS!!!!!!!(No, thats not in the song.) Would you look at the squirrels in the treetops, I see one, two, three........ (I'm too lazy to type the rest) Thirteen fuzzy squirrels! ~End of Song~ Creekbank- Who says CREEKBANK? And why a creekbank anyway? Why not a lake or a pond? I know it wouldn't have sounded as good but they shouldn't have made a song revolving around the word creekbank. It's just wrong. What a thrill to be alive- I'd rather be dead than at a 'creekbank' counting 'able ants'. I see one two three four five big green frogs- The timing of this is absolutlely horrible. 1-4 are fast and 5 is soooo slow. Big green frogs? Gosh. Maybe I should go kill some Small gay men. Named HCC. Fish in- In this case, Spell check is not helpful, but you would think he would at least TRY to make the words normal. 123456789 big catfish- !?!?!?! CATFISH IS ONE WORD! JUST LIKE GAY! and the catfish part... catfish are gay too. The next part- o. my. word. WE ARE IN 8th GRADE!!! *weeps* I bet normal people don't sing about that crap when their age is twice the IQ needed to sing this song. The next part rocks. ____________________________ I'm afraid I um *taps fingers nervously* lost.. the sheet for this one. Sorry CBM (SS alwasy makes CBM steal the sheets for her because she wears hoodies more often and they are easy to stash them in.) It was a particularly hard one to steal. I am ashamed. However, I do remember most of this one, so I'll type what I know (the 'good' parts) Riddle me Riddle me Ree Riddle me Riddle me Ree! I see somthing you don't see! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! and the color, is Red! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! ?He sees somthing you don't see! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! and the color, is Red! *spoken* Is it a apple? Nah. A rose? Uh-Uh. It's a lady-bug on your nose! EEK! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! I see somthing you don't see------- *boys* Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Ree! I see somthing you don't see! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! and the color, is Black! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! ?He sees somthing you don't see! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! and the color, is Black! Is it a *don't remember word*? NO! Is it a *don't remember this word either. Sorry* NO! It's your shadow! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! I see somthing you don't see------- *boys* Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Riddle me Ree! I see somthing you don't see! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! and the color, is grey! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! ?He sees somthing you don't see! Riddle me Riddle me Ree! and the color, is grey! Is it a *... afraid I don't pay enought attention in music* Nope! A mouse that's gray? NO! It's your fish that got away! *And then it Riddle me's all the way to the end.* ~End of song~ Uh-uh, It's the ladybug on your nose, EEK- The word "uh-uh" is not exactly a song that sounds good when you sing. HCC says it VERY strangly, by opening his mouth and producing a strange nasle noise. Then WHO WOULD BE AFRAID OF A GAY LADYBUG ON THEIR NOSE? I dont know, but then you have to get the 'word' eek in there before the other words and there is like a half second to say it in. All our audience will just think that the kids are taking a breath or somthing. And the color, is black- Black is a shade, moron. No, It's your shadow!- Shadows aren't black! They are grey, or if you're lucky, the color of the ground your standing on top of. And the color, is grey!- ANOTHER SHADE! GOSH, you'd think they'd have more than one real color in a song all about colors. It's your fish that got away- *sings* I weeeeesh I were a Feeeeesh, a Sweeeshin' in the water! Does everything go back to those supid fish? ____________________________ I WOULD write another song here, but its quite long and the words really arn't all that funny, however, it is so indescribably high that it deserves a spot here. Picture this. Go to one of those really old churches where there is always those scurvy men singing the opera music in the background and you never really know where their voices are coming from untill you look up and you see them all dressed in white and you think you've been taken to heaven becuase they are floating there, but then you see that they are actally standing in this thing that makes them look even gayer than before. Ask one of these scurvy men to hit their highest note. If you ear drums are not crucially injured by the blast, procede to attempt to sing this note. Once you fail horribly, attempt to find a cat. Once a cat has been located, take it to the nearest chalkboard available. Smear tuna all over the chalk board and when the cat leaps to the tuna listen to the sound the cat's claws make on the chalkboard. It should sound somthing like "EEEHAAAAOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE" Now take that an octave above and that is the lowest note in HCC's song. So there you have it. I may be adding more songs soon, but that all depends on HCC and his incredible capabillity to pick the stupidest songs around. Till then. -Spasmodic Sciurid |
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