| Scurve Worms |
| What are Scurve Worms? Well I, Spasmodic Sciurid, will gladly tell you. First of all, know that G.Y.A is totally scurvy, but the scurve worms top all of this off. They are BY FAR the nastiest thing to crawl upon the planet. Let me start it with this. Here is a normal worm next to a scurve worm. Note nastiness of Scurve worm compared to already nasty normal worm. |
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| As this picture shows, the Normal worm at least has some guts, or juices in it. Scurve worms are dry and crispy. To be exact, they are regular worms that have crawled out onto G.Y.A's basketball court (its outside) and have been unable to make it back to their home. Therefore they shrivled up and turned to crisp due to the sun's heat. Yah. Its sick. For example here is a picture of what would happen if you stepped on a normal worm, or a scurve worm. |
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| This pretty much gives you the just of Scurve Worms. Although Normal Worms are sick, Scurve Worms are worse. They are really small, cracked, krunchy sick things that totally sick you out when you step on them. Now that you know how nasty Scurve Worms are, Lets take some time to ponder at the fact that G.Y.A is the ONLY place in the world with them. This makes alot of sense when you think about it. What is the scurviest place in the world? G.Y.A. . What is the scurviest thing in the world? HDE.. no! i mean Scurve Worms! heh heh heh *i must kill you now.. you know my deepest secret..... YES IT IS THAT I HATE HDE WITH MY INNER DEPTHS!!!!!!* oh... um sorry. ok Back to Scurve Worms. Lets look at this chart. It really sums it up pretty well. |
| Total Number of Worms on G.Y.A's Basketball court |
| Total Number of Normal Worms on G.Y.A's Basketball court |
| Total Number of Scurve Worms on G.Y.A |
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| If you dont get this graph too bad kuz i'm not gonna do annother one so HA! |
| By now you are proably cursing me for my lame pictures. Well all your cursing finally paid off. I got out my digetal camera and took this pic of a scurve worm: |
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| Infact, I was gazing at the back of the bottle one day and i read the following: |
| Hey Customers, This is a message on the back of my bottle of shampoo. This is Mr.Unstalker by the way. Anyways this stuff works, like, really good. ya. it does. uh huh. look at my hair, and i use it. well. i guess you can't see it becuase you dont know me.,., but it's cool. ya. ok well then i better go. by by peoples. Hm. Does anyone know what do push to erase leters? what if i spell things wrong? how do i 'backspace"? i dont know. by bye. i need to go stalk people to chill out. Main Ingrediants: Scurve Worm Testicles, Scurve Worms (crunched up and processed with goats milk) honey, plastic, old tires, Llama brains, (Less than .0001% of the following: soap). |
| Very interesting, huh? anyways, I supposed I've solved the question you've asked me. By now you know what Scurve Worms are at least. Goodbye, and, Please beware of the evil scurve worms, they may intend to harm you. |
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| - President of the "Scurve Worm crunching Committee" and Treasurer in the "Nader for President" act... Spasmodic Sciurid |
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| Don't try to tell me that the words Sick, Nasty, Scurvy, Degusting ect didn't come to your head when you first saw this. This Scurve Worm is still in the 'juicy' stage. By next week it will sucessuflly become a sickening crisp of skin and scurve. Here is the order of a Scurve Worm's life: Normal Worm ------> crawls on to G.Y.A's Basketball court ------>Dies/becomes scurvy ------->lays there for a while in 'juicy stage'----->successfully dehidrated and is now a true Scurve Worm. |
| Right now your saying to yourself (even if you're not, you are now) "Spasmodic Sciurid, Why would anyone care about these Scurve Worms? Wouldn't it be better if we just ignored these scurvy mammals?" My answer "I see why you think that, *insert your name here* , but i must say to you now, do you know who is scurvy enough to like Scurve Worms? HCC? No, He may conduct an expiriment on why Scurve Worms are crispy, but he isn't THAT scurvy. MOHCC? Not a chance. HDE? Nice try, No. Goonie? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE A GOONIE OF THIS ACT!!! GOONIES ARE THE MOST UNSCURVY ANIMAL IN ALL OF THE WORLD (besides squirrels and giraffes of course!) Mr.Unstalker? YES! [Note by author: all the next part is made up. We do not actually know if Mr.Unstalker uses worms for these purposes, but it WOULD make sense] Did you ever know that Mr.Unstalker has his own line of fine hair care products? They are Called "Locks of Scuviness" . Here is what his bottle of Shampoo looks like: |