Spit gum at random people
Steal a child's teddy bear
Trip people and laugh when they fall
Give out bad-tasting cookies
Stare at someone and stalk them
Scream AFI lyrics at people
At School??????????????????????-
Write with very light lime green gel pens so it is nearly impossible to read
Steal all the chalk
Go on the computers and alter everyone's typed spelling words so that they are totally wrong
When teachers let you eat in class, eat loudly and go "Ahhh...." after each sip
Torture the first graders (have GS give them the "double chicken-wing")
Set the guinea pig loose
Kill HCC's gillies
Kick HDE
At the Mall-
Stalk someone
Try on shoes and make the person helping you get them in all sizes and colors for you to try
Go to Claires and ask if you can get your ears pierced, and when they say yes, ask lots of questions, like "is this completely safe from Carbon Monoxide protons?" and then say you've decided that you don't want to get them pierced after an hour of questions
Dress up in a santa suit, ring a bell and ask for donations (for yourslef, of course). This works best in about Mid-August.
Go to an arcade and watch someone play a game. When they are just about to make a final blow, scream "LOOK OUT!!! THE BOSS IS BEHIND YOU!!!! AHHHHHH!!!" causing them to miss and die, thus costing them about 50 cents.
To your friends/enemies-
Invite them over, then leave your house and let them sit on your porch all day.
Buy a box of cheez-its, eat them all, then fill the box with the desgustingly nasty Cheez-nips and let them suffer.
If they ask to take a shower, remove all towels from the bathroom.
Deny them somthing to drink when they ask for one at a meal
During the night sometime, hairspray their hair when it is extremely messy, and make it tangy, so that in the morning it is very painful to comb
On MSN-
Wait about 5.5 minutes to reply to "whats up?"
Abreviate every thing, even things like 'anyone' to 'NEone' even though it is only one letter shorter. Do this so it takes awhile to figure out.
Say "Ummmm............" and "SOooooooooooooooooooo.... " all the time
Go "R U there????" every other minute
Sign off and on continuallly
Make sure your name is around 50 characters long and make sure it is somthing like, "I LIKE COOTIE-PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL *insert name of friend here making sure it is capitolized* "
Contact a random person and talk nonstop about stupid things (ie- My dog has fleas) until they block you. Repeat.
Do all of these in one day to remain sane.
