Lately, CBM does not rant a sufficient amount. At All.
I counted, and the rants stood somewhere around 36(ss) to a wopping 4(cbm). Then again, CBM might go for the Quality, not Quanity saying, where as I...
No. My rants are full of Quality. They has perfect grammer, punctu-ation, and speling. ( I know that was stupid, but I could not help myself.)
Another stupid thing about CBM is her obsession with killing squirrels.
Squirrels are the coolest thing on the planet, besides goonies, and I think that they rock much more than her beloved giraffes.
CBM also lacks in the area of musical knowledge. Songs she listens to may include tracks from Alicia Keys, Usher(who is extremely, extremely hot.) bowling for soup or similar artists. Just the other day, CBM was at my house with a particularly foul character, when she goes, "Oh! I love that song Suckerpunch by Bowling for Soup! Do you know it?" I said I did not, and being so kind as I am, I went to listen to it. Not only was it particularly foul, but it was boring. I sat looking at the floor tiles until the pain was over, and then put AFI back on. I told CBM that I wasn't going to say anything bad about it, but I lied.
Finally, is foul because she:
Does not like Lord of the Rings
Has never seen the Matrix
Does not share my enthusiasm for CSL
Does not share my enthusiasm for squirrels.
Had a dream about HCC
Got really really scurvy one day (she WILL [had better] write a rant about this soon)
Thought RGN was stupider than The Tssquared Machine at first
Thought Ryan Cabrera was HOT (*disturbed look*)
Never gets on MSN
Doesn't like Hot Chocolate
Doesn't like Coffee
Owns 3 completely scurvy dogs
and other reasons I don't want to point out.
I would like to say in CBM's offense though, that she does let herself be tortured by hanging out with me/talking to me/seeing me. But thats all of her likable traits.
^_^
