| CBM's Rant on Why do People Dress/Look so Gay |
| CBM has many major nasty styles that she absolutely loathes with all her heart. View the pictures below as examples of the nastiness of the way people dress these days. |
| view number one * The western Style |
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| Check out those nice socks! OOOH! Like those jeans. Especially the way they're so tight at the bottem, she probly had trouble gettin her feet in. And who knew? Tucking in shirts is back in. And all for a total of 4$ at Goodwill! What a bargain! |
| view number 2 * punk wannabe |
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| okay... i dont really think that green is the right color for this young lady. if by some chance you like this hair style, and want to make a replica of it on your hair, just go to Walmart and by brown hair die, and red hair die, mix them together, and smother all over head. Rinse out 30 minutes later, and vowlah! gorgeously nasty green hair. |
| View number 3 * old timer wedding dress |
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| Good news! Good news, for all of you ladies who are deeply in love but can't afford a wedding dress. this lovely lady appears to be one of you. The veil with white jewels and silky flowers by the head gives you just the right touch. and the flowers on the sleeve with the see through effect. NICE!!..... NOT! If you're bargain hunting this just might be the dress for you. all for a total of about 30$. WHAT!!!??!! too much!! fine, i gues you could go to good will. they have a dress for a total of $6.50. its even yellow and green (from the mold, but dont tell the bride that.) Dont worry though, if you're truly loved your groom will go for the inside of your heart and not the utterly scurvy headchopeesh way you smell because of your dress being at good will for the past 8 centuries. |
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| See ya, Criminogenic BM |
