HOW TO BE A SCURVE AND A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO QUALIFY AS SCURVES
           QUALIFYING PEOPLE

* HONG CONG CHONG
* HDE
* TSS squared
* RGN
* MOST OTHER G.Y.A. ATTENDERS
* Darrah
* Bethany S.
* Daisy
                                          HOW TO BE A SCURVE

1.   Don't shower every day
2.   Have nasty flakes or white junk in your hair
3.   Wear the same clothes you wore the day before
4.   If you think this website is gay
5.   If you are really stupid and try to flirt with every girl in site (Blake Gibson)
6.   If you've never seen the movie
What about Bob
7.   If you don't wear underwear sometimes
8.   If you dont wash your hands after you go to the bathroom
9.   If you wear someone elses clothes and don't wash them before returning them
10. If you kill giraffes
11. If you jump in a pond and dont shower afterwards
12. If you like liver
13. If you say, " TSSS... TSSS"
14. If you say, " HMPH"
15. If you don't wash your clothes after wearing them once
16. If you don't brush your hair
17. If your hair is greasy
18. If you've ever had lice
19. If you have a tick right now
20. If you're anything not related to a goonie
21. If you wore the same pair of pants to G.Y.A. 2 days in a row
22. If you listen to classical music
23. If you listen to and enjoy classical music
24. If you read your science
25. If you re-read your science over the weekend
26. If you study for the current events quiz
27. If you have candy in your pocket with out a wrapper on it
28. If you try to feed people that candy
29. If you're a guy and you act like a girl
30. If your swimsuit is see-through
31. If you totally try to shake your butt when you walk
32. If you have a huge scab
33. If you talk in really weird voices and really high voices even if you're a boy
34. If you collect dead spiders
35. If you keep dead bugs that were collected for a science assignment
36. If your head shines in a planetarium
37. If you squish mice with your shoe and make their guts fly out
38. If you bite your fingernails really short and bite the skin off by them
39. If you try to cuss to be cool and make it sound really GAY
40. If you play really old songs that are so annoying (example - this love)
41. If you kiss some one and only kiss their top or bottom lip
42. If you kiss someone's hand, forehead, or nose
43. If you've never played Mr. Bucket
44. If you like the song "Wish that I could Start a Trend"
45. If you think that what you watch always influences you no matter what
46. If you have ever found a hair in your food and ate it
47. If you have ever found a hair in your food and ate it on purpose
48. If you dipped your food into someone's barbeque sauce when they weren't lookin
49. If you say, " Oh No! I broke a nail
50. If you say, "Ready, Okay!" and you're serious
-written by the total non-scurve, Criminogenic BM
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