| HOW TO BE A SCURVE AND A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO QUALIFY AS SCURVES | ||||||||||
| QUALIFYING PEOPLE * HONG CONG CHONG * HDE * TSS squared * RGN * MOST OTHER G.Y.A. ATTENDERS * Darrah * Bethany S. * Daisy |
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| HOW TO BE A SCURVE 1. Don't shower every day 2. Have nasty flakes or white junk in your hair 3. Wear the same clothes you wore the day before 4. If you think this website is gay 5. If you are really stupid and try to flirt with every girl in site (Blake Gibson) 6. If you've never seen the movie What about Bob 7. If you don't wear underwear sometimes 8. If you dont wash your hands after you go to the bathroom 9. If you wear someone elses clothes and don't wash them before returning them 10. If you kill giraffes 11. If you jump in a pond and dont shower afterwards 12. If you like liver 13. If you say, " TSSS... TSSS" 14. If you say, " HMPH" 15. If you don't wash your clothes after wearing them once 16. If you don't brush your hair 17. If your hair is greasy 18. If you've ever had lice 19. If you have a tick right now 20. If you're anything not related to a goonie 21. If you wore the same pair of pants to G.Y.A. 2 days in a row 22. If you listen to classical music 23. If you listen to and enjoy classical music 24. If you read your science 25. If you re-read your science over the weekend 26. If you study for the current events quiz 27. If you have candy in your pocket with out a wrapper on it 28. If you try to feed people that candy 29. If you're a guy and you act like a girl 30. If your swimsuit is see-through 31. If you totally try to shake your butt when you walk 32. If you have a huge scab 33. If you talk in really weird voices and really high voices even if you're a boy 34. If you collect dead spiders 35. If you keep dead bugs that were collected for a science assignment 36. If your head shines in a planetarium 37. If you squish mice with your shoe and make their guts fly out 38. If you bite your fingernails really short and bite the skin off by them 39. If you try to cuss to be cool and make it sound really GAY 40. If you play really old songs that are so annoying (example - this love) 41. If you kiss some one and only kiss their top or bottom lip 42. If you kiss someone's hand, forehead, or nose 43. If you've never played Mr. Bucket 44. If you like the song "Wish that I could Start a Trend" 45. If you think that what you watch always influences you no matter what 46. If you have ever found a hair in your food and ate it 47. If you have ever found a hair in your food and ate it on purpose 48. If you dipped your food into someone's barbeque sauce when they weren't lookin 49. If you say, " Oh No! I broke a nail 50. If you say, "Ready, Okay!" and you're serious |
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| -written by the total non-scurve, Criminogenic BM | ||||||||||