Legend of Mr.Unstalker

A Night at the Mall
Mr. Unstalker comes to play

Here is a story about CBM and I (SS) when we were at the mall one night.
A-hem

So, one night CBMs mom, her sister, my mom and and us two were going bowling. Open bowling didn't start till like 9:00 p.m. so CBM and I went shopping at the mall until then. We were just walking around in K-mart looking at men's shoes ( we were very bored, ok??) . We were sorta up against the wall looking into the store and across an aisle. Well, we were in this posistion (this is top view)

<-- aisles

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back wall --->

CBM
SS

MAIN AISLE

If you dont get that picture then too bad you suck butt. Anyways, we were standig here in the aisles just like normal people (in a manner of speaking) and CBM notices somthing across the main Aisle. She goes "SS! I want that!" and she points right at the dude. this is what I see:

<-- aisles

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back wall --->

CBM
SS

MAIN AISLE

rack of clothes

dude walking by

rack of clothes

cow suit

Little did I know that CBM was pointing at the Cow suit (this was before halloween, and it was like a little kid's halloween costume that looked like a cow) and NOT the dude in the aisle walking by.I thought she was like "i want him!" I was like "do you have a problem??" Let me mention now that Mr.Unstalker is not attractive. ... at all.. ok he is so the scurviest worm on the planet.... well.. besides the scurve worms, which i'll tell you about some other time... or CBM will but whatever. Ok let me just say that his hair is extremely sick. it like kinda was puffy, yet it was like not right and it covered his eye up. It was extremely oily. this guy was ok other than that, but i mean what else can you even take into consideration?
Either way, here is a lovely picture of Mr. Unstalker, making him look WAAAAAAy better than he actally is.

Ok. So I thought CBM was pointing at him and OBIOUSLY he did too. The WHOLE time he walks past us he was just staring at CBM kuz he thought she was pointing at him. No, LITERALLY! he walked like 15 feet ahead of us and the WHOLE time he was staring at us. Talk about LAME. Anyways here is the conversation between us:
SS: CBM! dont point!
CBM: no, do you see the cow suit?
SS: the what?
CBM : the cow suite! right THERE on that rack!
SS: o. I thought you were pointing at that guy that just walked past us
CBM : NO! he was a total scurve!
SS: ya i no, he was staring at you the whole time you know
CBM: eww sick. did you see his nasty hair?
SS: ya
Anyways we sorta forgot about him.... a bit. So in a few minutes after we paid for the Spongebob poster that CBM and her sister wanted we left. The funny thing is that when we were in line, there was a cane hanging on the railing. WHO WOULD FORGET THEIR CANE and just WALK AWAY???? Stupid freak. The dont deserve to live.
ANYHOW, we left K-Mart and we were walking around the mall. WHO should pass us but Mr. Unstalker. We started laughing . By now he was walking around with a friend too. The WHOLE time they walked past us he was like staring at us too. Sick perve. Him and his friend were just looking at us and laughing openly.
hm. Maybe they thought CBM was hott or somthing kuz i doubt they thought I(SS) was hot.
Either way, they walked past us like 5 million times on our way to the buckle. STRANGLY the entered the Buckle too. We were in the back looking at women's shoes and they convieniantly followed us. They see us and just like fall over laughing when CBM turns her back to them and like wispers to me "o my word there is that freakish dude. He is soo stalking us" and I looked over at them. Then we were leaving and he passed us again. Hm.
Well thats pretty much all about Mr.Unstalker, but we decieded to make him HCC's nephew, even though he isn't.
bwhahahaahahah

-legend by an Eeeeeeevil UNSTALKING squirrel.... Spasmodic Sciurid