of HCC.
1. He's old (old men are scurvy)
2. He's ugly (ugly men are scurvy)
3. He's a teacher (teachers are scurvy)
4. He actally smells (smelly people are scuvy.... not a pattern here, is there?)
5. He likes classical music (sick)
6. He thinks that science is 'fun' (o my.)
7. He has like zilch hair ( umm... no.)
8. He's a pervert. (extraordinarily)
9. He thinks that like ALL songs are bad. ( o fine.. not all... but everything but classical.)
10. He proabably doesn't shower as much as he should. (sick scurve is he)
11. He gets these nasty scab things in his ear and on his extremely shiny head. (shiny as in it could blind you)
12. He drives an ugly car. (i mean SICK)
13. His wife is a nasty scurvishly retarded gaywad too. ( what a coinscidece)
14. He WINKED at SS yesterday (BEEP BEEP NASTINESS ALERT!!)
15. HE WORE THE SAME PANTS 2ce IN A ROW!!
16. THEN HE WORE OTHER PANTS 2ce IN A ROW THE NEXT DAY!
17. He gets up at the CRACK of dawn ( and looks at the stars)
18. He likes to sing nasty songs
19. He sings those songs so nasty kuz he opens his mouth really wide and like spits everywhere and he sings too high too. (He disturbs the goonies)
20. I doubt he brushes his teeth 2ce a day. (i mean like 1 in 100,000,000,000 chance)
21. Hes HCC and thats enough reason
22. He always says "hey guy!" (nerd)
23. He wears large galsses. (nasty ones too)
24. PM things he looks like a turtle minus the shell.
25. He proabably doesn't know how to use a computer besides word prossessor kuz he read the instruction book so many times.
26. He owns cows and a scurvy dog.
27. He bakes brownies.
28. He knows all about different classical music composers.
29. He's Scurvier than possible to humanly guess. (seriously)
30. If you don't know what a word means he makes you look it up.
31. All CBM and SS do during school time is make fun of him.
32. Anyone Who THINKS that they know who HCC is is wrong. Its not who you THINK it is. Only the TRUE goonies know
