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			CBM's Response to SS' Horrendous Rant entitled "Death to Precious CBM This rant also includes a portion of CBM's original article entitled"Death to SS"

	Not long ago, as I sat here at my computer I died laughing while reading "Death to CBM" but now I notice the true nature of the rant. This rant was soo awful to me that I am actually taking time to write my fifth rant and going through the troubles of typing this. It is very annoying because my keyboard keeps freezing up and it doesn't show what I typed until about a line later. Yes, so you see the importance of this to me . First I would like to ask SS what kind of a true friend would be so cold as to act normal but soon turn around and give me "the cold shoulder" (as HCC would say). Yes, this is truly burning deeply into my heart. HAHA not. First, I must prove myself: For one thing, I DO like Hot Chocolate. For another thing, I DO like Coffee. For yet another thing, I DO like CSL and I think it is hilarious! (Jump, you have no reason to live!) Anyway, I would like to say that I totally rock! Just ask Blake Gibson, ok maybe not... but honestly, I do rock! My dogs aren't totally scurvy, except maybe a little, but they totally rock as well!! I would also like to say that although Usher is exctremely wayy to hott to handle, I have decided that his music is extremely wayy to Britney Spearsishly pop, except for Yeah, and that song still rocks. I also don't like Alecia Keys, but I must admit that I do like Bowling for Soup and that the Suckerpunch song SS downloaded and listend to was an extremely scurvy version, but I don't really care cuz I still like that song. bwahahahahaha. Yes, I must admit that I do put myself throught wayy too much by actually hanging out with SS. She is an extreme abuser I believe. The following is a list of scurvy facts about SS: She thought Elijah Wood was hott. (He is and extreme butt!!) (or might I say drr drr butt. lol) Her dog can hardly walk because it is extremely obese. She exclusively listens only to AFI, I like AFI but I also listen to other music - one example of her absolute obsessedness could almost be the following except for the fact that I just made it up right now, but it could happen : CBM: Hey SS, do you have my Grammar book? SS: afi CBM: What? SS: Huge eyes that maker her look high afi! CBM: Huh? SS: Afi! CBM: Hello! SS: Eyes grow bigger AFi! CBM: HELLO! SS: AFI! CBM: You freak!! DO YOU HAVE MY GRAMMAR BOOK? SS: Eyes look like they could pop out of her head at any given moment AFI!!! AFI!!! AFI!! It's almost as if she's addicted to them like a drug and she will like go into denial and shock and die if she can't listen to them for like one second. SERIOUSLY!! SS is also completely obsessed with the computer. She must get a life. CBM's likfe is volleyball and playing the PS2. See, I totally have a life! Oh, and checking out hott guys, but they seem to be at a minimal currently. Obviously, SS has some extreme issues. For one thing, she won't let me have Eric, and extremely "hott" guy unless I recycle hime when she is done. I believe that this is extremely harsh, so I might just have to cheat with him while she is going out with him. Who knows? It could happen! After readding only a couple of SS' major issues, you must see how extremely messed up she really is, and how extraordinarily cool I am. BWAHAHA With deepest gratitude to you all for putting up with SS as I do, THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE INCREDIBLY EVIL, CBM

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