| James: Great, just...GREAT. Now we have two bodies to get rid of. Karl Kennedy: Why would you want to get rid of the bodies? James spins on a heel and stares at Karl. James: Okay now hold on a second, this is getting a little scary. Where do all you people keep springing from? Karl Kennedy: Never mind that...see the thing is that it's not the season finale of neighbours yet...so none of the major characters can die. You see, we always end the year with a death or a near-death to keep the crowds interested...do you understand? Already the two bodies on the ground have started to squirm...they are alive... James: Okay now THIS...is a little scary... Jessie: I'm outta' here... James: Yeah you know that...I am too. Maybe it's time we started that family we keep talking about. Jessie: Oh...that...yeah well, we'll see... James: What about the rest of you? Mondo: Nah...actually...I kind of like it here... Cassidy: Yeah...maybe we can start that family together now Mondo... Everybody: What? Mondo: Err, nevermind... Butch: Yeah I think I'm gonna' stay as well...Imagine it. A world that you can only die once a year in...It's paradise. James: Well...okay then...Goodbye everyone I guess...except you of course Jessie. And so it ends. James and Jessie walking off towards the sunrise hand in hand ready to find a new life. Whilst behind them, Ramsey Street is a mess of underage teenage drinkers, a wounded Jelly-Belly and Felicity Scully...a Doctor with a broken nose and a house with broken windows...And everyone here knows that Ramsey Street will never be the same again. Ever. THE END! |