| A house has become available on Ramsey Street...a house that you've never seen on television before. A house hidden by the cameras because it looks well...a little bit feral. But now, finally, a group of loud-mouthed youths have decided to rent the house and Ramsey Street will never be the same again... James: Well...looks like we've finally moved in... Jessie: Yup it certainly does... Butch: This is gonna' be great ! Jessie: Yup it certainly is... Butch: Well...why don't we step over to Lou's Place and have us a drink to celebrate? Cassidy: Sounds mighty fine to me... Minutes later James, Jessie, Mondo, Butch and Cassidy appear outside Lou's Place...the local pub. Butch looks at their watch. Butch: Hey it's only 10 in the morning, isn't it a little early to be drinking...? Everyone Else: Nah. Butch: Well...okay then. The group walk into Lou's place and up to the counter. Lou: Well if it isn't Ramsey Streets newest residents! What can I get for you? James: G'day Lou you freak. Get us all glasses of soda please. Lou frowns but says nothing. Then turns away to get the drinks. The group enjoy five more drinks of the same before stumbling home sometime later carrying bulk supplies of cherry pop for tonights house-warming party. Jessie: Now that Lou is a GOOD bloke. Know what I'm saying? Really, he knows where it's at. James: Jessie you're drunk! Jessie: Nah... Everybody laughs As the night rolls on, people start to filter into the party and the cherry pop supplies steadily begin to diminish. Half way through the evening Felicity Scully enters the room. Jessie stands up and raises a finger to her. Jessie: Felicity you're a idiot! Felicity looks embarrassed, James grabs Jessie and pulls them down to the couch. From across the room a voice is heard... Butch: HEY! LET'S GO AND STONE THE KENNEDY PLACE! There is a general roar of approval from James, Mondo, Jessie and Cassidy and they all dash outside to begin looking for stones. On the way out Mondo bowls Felicity Scully - who is still looking embarrassed - to the ground and she wails in pain. Cassidy: Yay! Check this out I got some stones! The rowdy--and very, very drunk group--begin to throw stones at the Kennedy residence. Within minutes Dr Karl appears wearing a dressing-gown... Karl Kennedy: Hey! Move along you lot or I'll call the police! James: You wouldn't call the cops you piece of - A stone thrown by Butch hits Dr Karl dead in the face and he collapses backwards, holding a hand to his nose... James: Oh Jesus what do we do? Jessie: Run! The group begin to sprint off down the street...but Harold Bishop suddenly appears in their way... Butch: You'll never take me alive Jelly-Belly! Harold: Now wait just a minute-- Butch pulls out a Homemade Bazooka and uses it on Harold. Harold screams and gasps, then collapses onto the ground. Mondo: Oh my God, now we are REAL criminals, thanks a lot Butch. James: Don't worry, nobody saw...we can just hide the body and-- Felicity Scully: I saw. Jessie: Oh great it's the idiot. Jessie leans over and grabs the Homemade Bazooka from Mondo. Jessie: Take this you idiot! Felicity screams as Jessie uses the Homemade Bazooka on her ~Find Out What Happens In Part 2~ |