| OPEN THE COOLER, ICE BAG AND THE BEER CASE |
| FOLLOW THESE STEPS, TO MAKE A PREFECT BEER |
| GENTLY PLACE THE BEER IN TO THE COOLER |
| LOAD THE COOLER WITH LOTS OF ICE |
| ADD WATER, FOR EVEN COOLING |
| RELAX |
| SAVE THE TABS. THE LOCAL HOSPITAL WILL DONATE AN ARTIFICIAL LEG FOR 2000 TABS. THAT WORKS OUT TO BE A LITTLE OVER 83 CASES. MY FRIEND AND I ARE AT THE HALF WAY MARK. |
| GET TOPLESS AND STUPID! |
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| AN IMPORTANT NOTE: YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE HANGING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, TO MAKE A PREFECT BEER |
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