Written by: Christopher Lloyd

Directed by: Katy Garretson

Guest Cast: Dr Myshkin (Robertson Dean), Appraiser (Neal Lerner), Stage Manager (Grace Rowe)

Guest Callers: None this episode.

Skyline: A monorail is seen travelling across the city.

Plot: Roz has joined a chatroom, but Frasier prefers human contact. Except when Martin comes in - he talks to Roz but ignores Frasier. When Martin leaves Frasier tells her that he and Niles lied to get out of their cousin Dodie's wedding, and that now Martin thinks they're ashamed of their family.

That night Frasier and Niles decide to watch The Antiques Roadshow. Martin comes in and says he wants to watch a gameshow - which turns out to be The Antiques Roadshow. The Cranes begin to bond again and after the show Martin decides to see if he has anything to put on the show, as it is coming to Seattle that week. He finds a clock, and on the show it is revealed that the clock is of Russian origin, from the Romanov palace. Frasier and Niles think they're descended from the Romanovs and decide to investigate their family tree.

They call in Dr Myshkin, who has news about their family, and he agrees to come over that evening. Martin comes in and says he's been inundated by offers for his clock. The boys offer to sell it for a higher value, and Martin agrees.

That night Dr Myshkin arrives, and thanks the Cranes on behalf of the Russian people. It turns out their great great grandmother was a whore, who stole the clock and emigrated to the States. And to make matters worse, due to there being no sale as the clock belongs to Russia, the brothers each have to chip in $15,000 as Martin has just gone and bought himself a Winnebago.

Meanwhile Donny has asked Daphne to wear his mum's wedding gown, and it comprises of a miniskirt and not much else. Oops, wrong box.....

Subtitles: A Tsar Is Born; Myshkin Accomplished.

Roz loves..... a model she met on a chatroom. She agrees to meet him at Café Nervosa, but Noel arrives first and she thinks it was him using a fake picture. Wrong again, Roz.....