"Mr. Greene" Originally written by Kevin J. O'Neill Jr. Mutated by Good Morning Reality Mr. Greene got his own way Now he watches T.V. all day His head is so big he can't wink His brain is so small he can't think I'm not laughing at your jokes I looked at you and then I choked There's something wet in my hand You don't ask you just demand My bed is falling apart You'd try it but you're too smart I'm not laughing at your jokes I looked at you and then I choked You just washed your dirty face You won't be learning too late There's no more toys we can't buy Your father said he can't fly I'm not laughing at your jokes I looked at you and then I choked I'm not laughing at your jokes I looked at you and then I choked