hey learn 'my name is jonas'.
i wanna play that saturday...
it'll be fun!
it's just C..G..A..F..
C...A...G
E...F...G
(pretty much)
pretty mush
petty officer mush
first lieutenant data
i be saved by my pinchers of peril
SCENE 3: "iceland"
[a cardboard viking boat is seen sailing away at stage left in an elaborate
cardboard icelandic landscape panorama]
[enter D.D. flanked by two emperor penguins with top hats]
DUSTIN DIAMOND:"Geee, what are you guys all dressed up for?
hee hee...hey...there aren't any penguins this far north!"
PENGUIN 1: "uckfay"
PENGUIN 2: "ouyay"
PENGUINS 1 and 2 (unison): "eechscray! awk awk!"
[penguin 2 bites mr. diamond in the crotch and he screeches in agony]
[audience erupts in maniacal laughter as evil midi music plays.]
[enter MARIO and KD LANG]
[segue into 'you're a good man, charlie brown (reprise)' sung by entire
cast, along with cameo guests MARIO and KD LANG]
[exeunt]
THE END?
TOO!