what if "tootsie" was the most common name for boys of 1999.....
what if dockers were just people that liked to hang out on docks....
what if "dookie" was the name of a tasty granola snack....
what if Hagen was an underwear model for Ames....
what if einahpetS was really how she spelled it....
what if Alkutezio was already the name of a Swedish polsk-punk band......
what if midi files were more popular than real music........
what if our life was an endless loop...like in Quantum Leap.....
what if Krist Novoselic was president...
what if Haagen-Das was owned by Hagen.....
what if Champion and Cop were ambiguously gay....
what if Alex Bay was City......
what if Bobby was "In The Navy"...
what if ALF was a real person and lived in the room next to me...
what if Friends was a talkshow....
what if Oprah was a sitcom....
what if Bobby stopped writing songs...
what if Garrett forwards this to Larry Greene...
what if Carl was playing "Dreaming" right now for his cats...
what if jacobpete was a household cleaning detergent....
what if aliens are really further-evolved humans from the future....
ok ok this is getting weird