This will soon be over, and I will have answered Cid's
pathetic questions while plotting my mother's reunion, world domination, and apacolyptic destruction!!!  Muahahaha---*
OH, hold up... FF7 is over... I can relax now.
 
[breathes into his hands]
Hmm... I forgot the breath mint this time.
[throws a pillow at Sephiroth]

Hey..... Sit your dirty a** down.
[grins]

Before, or AFTER I've destroyed you?
Yea, whatever...
Let's get goin with the first question: 
What's five billion times one?
Five billion

[Taking notes]

Aaaand....  three divided by three ?
One
[glances over Cid's shoulder]

What the hell is that?!  A math test??
MAN!  Do you have any idea how hard community college is?!  Just answer the damn math questions.... SHEEIT. 
[sits back down, while grumbling]
Okay, we've got bigger fish to fry though... Here's question number 3:   What was it like figuring out you weren't an Ancient or a God?
It was a bitter taste....
I wanted nothing more to do with life....
[swings his arm around Sephiroth's shoulder]

I feel ya, buddy.. I feel ya.
Say, Sephy, if you had an itch, would you:
A) Scratch it? B) Lick it?   or C)  Leave it alone?
D)  Destroy you
Sounds SUPER!   
Hey, Sephiroth, what would you like
to name your kids if you had any?
Persephany
[brief pause]

....Oh my gawd...
Red or Black Licorice?
Black
Spearamint or Wintermint gum?

Spearamint
Butterscotch or Caramel syrup?

Butterscotch
How fast can you guzzle a rootbeer?
13 seconds is my fastest time.
Amazing info!  I'd like to thank Sephiroth for appearing.  Hopefully we can do it again sometime.
Ha!!  Beat ya'!
Tea Time
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