TIfa here!  No no no, my face is up here!
Jeez, it's hard for people to just look me in the eye
when I'm talking.... 

Well, it's about time you people knew my whole
life story in just a few sentences.   I honestly
wonder who wrote these questions though.  
Was it Cid, the viewers, or publicists? 
Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the interview as much as I will! 
HEY HEY!!  Stop looking down there!  My face is up here!!  
*sigh*  See ya' later, and make sure to stop by the 7th Heaven!
[wipes the fog off his goggles]

Hmm.. I thought I was meeting with Vincent at 3:30..
[sits down]

Nope!  I'm your 3:30!  Ready?
Okay, let's start with an easy one:  Is it actually comfortable wearing those suspenders like that?!
Um, not really... whoever gave me these wasn't thinking right....  I have no place to adjust them, ya know?
Uh, yes, i just happened to notice that...  Next question, Tifa--  What is your favorite videogame of all time?
It's a tie between Streets of Rage and Mulan Storybook Adventure!
Tifa, many viewers have pondered this for years--   Do you have a love interest at the moment?
Hmm.. nope.
Oh, come Oooon...! 
You could've made it juicy!! 
[nudges her] Tell everyone you're engaged to someone!
To who?
**Ahem!* Ahem!**

Look to yer left...
[looking to her left]

Cid, you're the only one to
my le--  Oh!  HAHA!! 
Sorry, Cid, I don't like guys in Spandex.
DAMN YOU, G.I. JOES FASHION DEPARTMENT!!!  DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!! 
**sniff**
[crying] 

Oh wait, I still have the reciept!! 
It was the time I went to see some fireworks with Cloud and Aeris... Well, when I fell asleep, a little tiny spark must have made its way down my shirt!!   **giggles** 

And to everyone's surprise, my TOP caught on fire!  Whoo!  It was embarrassing, to say the least...
Umm....  wow...  So, what did you do with your top??
Oh, i left it on while Cloud and Aeris spit on it.


[sips from his glass of grape juice]

Mmmm... orchard grapes are yummy! 
So, Tifa--  What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in your lifetime?
Besides the Therapudic underpants thing?
Yes
Aaaaahahhaahaha!!  Ha!!  Haha!  hehe......  *ahem* .....   Really??
Yeah
REALLY?!?
Yep
....uhh...... seriously?!?
Yes
Final Question--    .....
..Yer kidding, right?!?
Nope
Wow.  I thought this interview went very well.  My hats off to Tifa for taking the time to answer my questions. 
o_O ?
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