I'm RedXIII.  My interview should be short and
concise.  I hope to make my fans proud,
as I promise to answer the questions
with complete honesty and integrity.

I wonder if there will be any integrity
found in Cid's questions...hmm
I'm not accustomed to the interview
process, however....  Is there a time limit for each question?
[points to the fluffy beanbag chair on the floor]

Sit there, doggy... hehe
Thanks for this hospitality, Cid
Let's get on with this....  Red, it sais here that you were born in.... 
[squints at the cue card].....
Cos...mo  Canyon.... 

Is that correct?
That's right.
What the!?

I thought you were born in Minnesota!!
[glaring]
Yea, Cid.. when I'm NOT in a videogame, I am...
Oh..right, I gotcha. 
So, Red, people have called you many
things throughout your life...
Which name is most dear to your heart?
Anything but 'Doggy'...
What's your favorite chew toy?
Is that a joke?
I'm not joking... 
or...AM I ??
Is that a question?
Is that a answer?
Are those bicycle pants you're wearing?
Are you wearing ANYTHING???
Are you mocking me??
  Is this interview still going on??
Am I even listening to you???
  hmm??
Enough.... 
[runs out of the living room and
into the sliding glass door] 

*WAMM!@!*   Aarf!!
Hehe.. Many thanks go out to
RedXIII for accepting my interview.
Till' next time, friends!
Tea Time
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