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| Yo!! What the heck are we doin' out here, Red?!! The compass sais we're supposed to go North!!! |
| I. . . I. . . don't know. . . maybe my instinct brought us here. Otherwise, I can't expl-- |
| Ha ha ha ha!! The dog's a pretty good actor! |
| Well, what the heck kind uva' spell you want??! De-frog?!?? |
| What the!?!? Damn!! Outta' Bullets! |
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| I don't think he's acting, guys. . . he needs a spell for something. |
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| Actually, I think Cid is right. . . I AM losing my mind. . Hey! Who ARE all you people???!? Do I know you from somewhere??? Oh my gosh! I'm a dog! I'm a freakin' DOG!!! How did I get in this hairy body?!? Someone, quick! Cast a spell on me! |
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| Ha! I wouldn't kiss you if we were stuck in a Mako reactor for ten years!!!! [turns to RedXIII] And as for you... i think you have a brilliant mind! Like a steel trap! Right Right? |
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| Easy, Barret. . . the dog's just lost his damn mind. That's all. Now, who's up for some moonlight smoochin'!?? |
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| Give 'im some De-DOG! Har har!! |
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| Hey! I know!! Barret, do you still carry that cute purse with you? |
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| [blushing] Uh. . . .hehe. . . |
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| **Gasp!!** Purse!?@!! |
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| Holy hell, Barret! What's a ghetto freak like you doin' with a purse??! |
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| Hey, leave him alone, Cid. Barret keeps a special spell in that purse! Tell them, Barret!! |
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| Ha ha!! Yeah, Barret!! Show us all those cute cosmetics you got! My favorite shade is Rose!! Ha ha ha ha!! Oh, man! Ha ha!!!!!! Show us all the colors of the rainbow, Barret!!! Ahhhhhh ha ha ha--- |
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| Blast you, foo'!!! [*starts firing at Cid*] |
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| [while getting blasted] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! For the love of mercy, help me Red!!!!!!!! |
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| [ceases fire] Damn straight! |
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| Well, whoever he was, he's dead now. . . |
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| Shouldn't 've made a foo' out of me. . . |
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| **cough!* *weeze** |
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| HUH?!?!? [confused, baffled, dumbfounded and....um...BEWILDERED] |
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| DANG! He's pumped up! |
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| I think the term you're looking for is, 'strong'. |
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| Will somebody jus' get the man some Cure potion, and let's get on with this. |
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| Ok, I'll do it! [casts Cure on Cid] |
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| [slowly climbs to his feet] **cough** Hmmmm. . . what a weird sensation. . . I was almost dead, and now I feel like a mobile jack-ass again! This is great!!! Yeeeeehawwww!!! |
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| Yeah. . . we're just glad to have you back! You know how Barret is when he doesn't take his nap. He can get so gwumpy wumpy. |
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| Ok ok, where's this takin us?? We still haven't cured that flamin' dog, yet! |
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| Maybe Red doesn't WANT to be cured! After all, he seems to be in good spirits. |
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| Are you BLIND, Barret Wallace?? The dog's got freakin' amnesia up in here! We're lost, we're hungry, got nobody but eachother, and Aeris doesn't even know her way around a tree!! |
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| [walks into a tree] **BONK!** Ouchy! |
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