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"Keep representin' GC 'cause you know we're representin' you." - Benji |
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"If you were to stand in front of a mirror with a dozen roses, you would witness 13 of the most beautiful things."
-Billy |
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"Black nail polish doesn' come with Testosterone." -Benji |
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"It's ourself and it's titled by us," -Joel |
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"Weve been together since the womb. We met in the womb." -Joel about Benji |
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"Were not very good at the whole rockstar thing." -Benji |
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Joel: I've sung to a girl under the stars. A song I wrote for her.
Benji: I sang a girl to sleep |
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"you know how when there's twins, the egg splits in half? the talent side? that went to him. (points at joel) i got the satan side." - benji |
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"One egg, One sperm, Two babies." -Benji |
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"Let me put on my leather pants and open my shirt." -Joel |
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"Were just kinda the akward guys who play music." -Benji |
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"If you're not pregnant, I want you going home pregnant." -Benji |
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"You just cussed on the radio!" -Joel to Benji |
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"Joel is a strange kid, he grew up in a weird place." -Benji |
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"Hold your head up, it'll get better." -Joel |
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"If someone falls down, you pick them up" -Benji |
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"Yeah im homeless. I sleep on Benji's couch but I think he's trying to kick me out!" -Dusty |
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"He put Bengay on my nuts!" -Joel |
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"There are no rules but if you disrespect the ladies, you get jacked" -Joel |
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"...music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be..." -Joel |
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"t-t-today junior"-benji |
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Benji: When we do fight its not about things we think we'd fight about like, music, its about like i'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like (Benji imitating Joel) Dude!�dude�I told u not to wear my socks dude�u know I like my socks�Benj!�dude�Oh are those my boxers too?�Dude ohhhh�Ohh do u have to go there�Dude�dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do u think we should do?' (joel) I don't care�are those my boxers? DUDE!! |
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"Someone should just grab my ass"- Paul |
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Saint Paul is not gay. Saint Paul is very, very straight - Paul |
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"I sell out every day, I say give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss."- Benji |
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Benji: Good evening boys and girls
Joel: Welcome to the nutcracker
Benji:This is RobTim
Joel: I will crack your nuts
Benji: Today Im going to teach you all a little lesson about life
Joel: The RobTim way
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"When I meet girls I like, I throw up on them!" -Benji |
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"I got all the hos." -Benji
"I got all the heys." -Joel |
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Benji: "What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that i've been wearing the same underwear for four days."
Billy: "And it's a beautiful thing." |
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"Punk rockers have feelings too"-Benji |
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"I've yet to be corrupted"-Joel |
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Joel: But we are a boy band |
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Benji: Positive, Posiitve, Everything is Positive! |
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Billy: Princess! |
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Benji: I have what you want
Joel: You Wish! |
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Interview: Do you play pranks on eachother?
Benji: One time we dropped a boulder on Billy's head
Paul: I dropped an anvil on Benji
Joel: I killed Paul's whole family
Benji: I put rat poison in Billy's food one time
Billy: I murdered Paul's entire family
Paul: I'm still getting over it but you know it's alright, it was funny though
Benji: One time I ripped off all of Billy's toenails
Billy: And he ATE them!
Benji: We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked..... One time we cut Billy's arm off
Benji: One time I ripped Joel�s nipples off!�� One time I pierced Paul�s butt cheeks together. |
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Benji: Life is Benji... The rest is just details... Benji is Life |
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Billy: I can juggle |
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Joel: You can call him Benjamin. Thats what Momma calls him. |
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Joel: Im kinda disapointed that Canada isnt like the south park movie said it would be. |
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Benji: I used to work at Target! |
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Joel: My last name is sex... S-E-X-... sex. |
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Interview: If you could be any barbie doll, what would you be?
Benji: MALIBU STACEY! MALIBU STACY! I would be Malibu Stacey! She has a cool car
Billy: I would be Ken so I could be getting up on Barbie all day
Benji: I would be the barbie with the interchangeable boobs |
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Benji: Were all gonna run around naked and make animal noises |
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Paul: Billy drives like an old grandma |
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Benji: I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And wet my pants, but they fell off, so i couldnt wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me |
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Benji: Im gonna go... walk into... traffic |
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Billy: Im a goody goody. I never do bad things. |
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Benji: Me? Fail English? Thats umpossible! |
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Interview: If you couldnt be in a band, what would you do?
Paul: I'd be a farmer. |
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Billy: I dont have any shoes. |
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Benji: My last name is rock n roll. Actually, its scum. |
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Benji: I was in Menudo |
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Billy: Im not famous, youre all just crazy |
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Joel: I really love Dashboard, if you don't have the cd you should really check it out.
Benji: Joel listens to it and just cries, and sobs...tears of heartbreak. |
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Benji: Joel needed some anatomy lessons.
Joel: That's right.
Benji: He was all twisted up... couldn't figure some things out.
Joel: That's right. |
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Benji: We are back!
Joel: Back.
Benji: Back.
Joel: Back. |
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Billy: Ooooh, that was some good sh**. I mean, stuff |
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Benji: *in valley girl voice* The last video of the night comes from the White Stripes and I think it's rally good!
Joel: Cool...umm *laughs* yeah..
Benji: You like em too? We listen to it when we drive. It's rally good. |
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BIlly: Im scared of cops... |
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Joel:"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." (About Billy) |
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Benji: You know, personally, I haven't had any problems with being married and being on tour.
Joel: You're not married.
Benji: ...oh
Joel: You never will be married. |
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Benji: Joel fell of stage. He tripped.
Joel: ..this is the new vid--
Benji: It's his new most embarrassing moment..ever.
Joel: Shut up...no, you are my most embarrassing moment ever. |
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Paul:Watch out I might have rabies |
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Benji: I started buying records kinda late. I got Nirvana's "Nevermind", Rancid's first record, Joel got MC Hammer...
Joel: *shrugs* Can't lie. |
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